This is Guka - I Want It Fresh, Warm and Dripping Sweet in the Morning. Nisaidieni Tusalimiane.....

[Field Marshal]

There are makers of Langstroth hives here in my neighbourhood at 3800 to 4500.

Oh, thanks bro! Wacha I first visit the gava offices and see.............

 

[Budspencer]

At the Marigat and Kabarnet junction, you'll get pure bee honey. Even the price itself tells you the merchandise is pure. You'll even find several bee carcasses ndani yake. Those can be preserved for thousand of year. Took 5 ltrs three years ago na ndio inaisha sahii.

 

[Kasaman]

Hii mnasema iko wapi? Please clarify (OK, I'll gugu)..........

Next to Lenana school, use the phone number I gave early
I'm their long time customer for refined , crude honey + other honey products

Crude honey above

 

[Mongrel]

At the Marigat and Kabarnet junction, you'll get pure bee honey. Even the price itself tells you the merchandise is pure. You'll even find several bee carcasses ndani yake. Those can be preserved for thousand of year. Took 5 ltrs three years ago na ndio inaisha sahii.

Honey 5 litres for 3 fucking years,? you're a fuking miser

 

[QuadroK4000]

I am talking about toast.

I love it warm and crunchy, with that fresh scent (!) of bread that only a toaster brings.

The only thing I always have a problem with is honey; Kenya being Kenya its really difficult to get wholesome, good organic honey. Even in the supermarkets you are likely to get some lousy stuff contaminated with sukari nguru.

So, I was lying down at my expansive hacienda staring at the clouds in between watching bugs shag (so much sex happens in this world, @Mongrel) and scratching my ballswhen I had a eureka moment; why not make my own honey? Hacienda? Check! Trees? Check! Wild flowers? Check!

Beehives? Onge! Kaputnik. Zilch.

Worse, I don't know nothing about modern bee-farming, but all I need for that is three hours with Ms Gugu. High IQ has its benefits, @Meria trust me.

Where you come in is, where can I get good, locally made jua kali bee-hives? Ni pesa ngapi? Nimepigia a company in Inda and the prices they quoted were, well, Ka-Dynastish, @mzeiya.

Saidieni pris.

There's a guy who parks a wingroad hapo Kikuyu on your way to the old soko.

Asali yake is good but it doesn't come cheap either. Very good honey.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Honey 5 litres for 3 fucking years,? you're a fuking miser

You are deluded.

Unadhania Asali ni Keg ya black?

 

[Clemens]

Huh? Bwana, COMMUNICATE!

Order from the website of Kerio valley development agency. Beekeeping is how we mark our boundaries over here.

 

[Introvert]

Kwanini sisi albinos wote tunataka kwa bee-keepers? Isorait.

Yangu ni ya kuunda murat................

Me, someone called me 'salty'.
I just want enough to unsalt myself.

 

[Pamba 1]

Kwanini sisi albinos wote tunataka kwa bee-keepers? Isorait.

Yangu ni ya kuunda murat................

Nyuki zitauma wajukuu watukutu kwa boma.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Me, someone called me 'salty'.
I just want enough to unsalt myself.

Saitan!

 

[QuadroK4000]

Nyuki zitauma wajukuu watukutu kwa boma.

And everyone will blame a certain teacher for introducing flower and bees posts.

 

[Introvert]

Saitan!

Vuruta tena leo utusomee Levitations 1:17.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Vuruta tena leo utusomee Levitations 1:17.

No.

Is there an actual proem?

 

[Masgwembe]

So much comedy over bees.

 

[Field Marshal]

Order from the website of Kerio valley development agency. Beekeeping is how we mark our boundaries over here.

Thanks bro. Asante sana. Do you process the honey or do you sell it raw?

 

[Clemens]

Thanks bro. Asante sana. Do you process the honey or do you sell it raw?

Depends with the end user, some prefer it raw some ask for mafuta.

 

[Field Marshal]

Depends with the end user, some prefer it raw some ask for mafuta.

Asante. Tena sana.