Field Marshal
Elder Lister
I am talking about toast.
I love it warm and crunchy, with that fresh scent (!) of bread that only a toaster brings.
The only thing I always have a problem with is honey; Kenya being Kenya its really difficult to get wholesome, good organic honey. Even in the supermarkets you are likely to get some lousy stuff contaminated with sukari nguru.
So, I was lying down at my expansive hacienda staring at the clouds in between watching bugs shag (so much sex happens in this world, @Mongrel) and scratching my ballswhen I had a eureka moment; why not make my own honey? Hacienda? Check! Trees? Check! Wild flowers? Check!
Beehives? Onge! Kaputnik. Zilch.
Worse, I don't know nothing about modern bee-farming, but all I need for that is three hours with Ms Gugu. High IQ has its benefits, @Meria trust me.
Where you come in is, where can I get good, locally made jua kali bee-hives? Ni pesa ngapi? Nimepigia a company in Inda and the prices they quoted were, well, Ka-Dynastish, @mzeiya.
Saidieni pris.
I love it warm and crunchy, with that fresh scent (!) of bread that only a toaster brings.
The only thing I always have a problem with is honey; Kenya being Kenya its really difficult to get wholesome, good organic honey. Even in the supermarkets you are likely to get some lousy stuff contaminated with sukari nguru.
So, I was lying down at my expansive hacienda staring at the clouds in between watching bugs shag (so much sex happens in this world, @Mongrel) and scratching my ballswhen I had a eureka moment; why not make my own honey? Hacienda? Check! Trees? Check! Wild flowers? Check!
Beehives? Onge! Kaputnik. Zilch.
Worse, I don't know nothing about modern bee-farming, but all I need for that is three hours with Ms Gugu. High IQ has its benefits, @Meria trust me.
Where you come in is, where can I get good, locally made jua kali bee-hives? Ni pesa ngapi? Nimepigia a company in Inda and the prices they quoted were, well, Ka-Dynastish, @mzeiya.
Saidieni pris.