This is Guka - I Want It Fresh, Warm and Dripping Sweet in the Morning. Nisaidieni Tusalimiane.....

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I am talking about toast.

I love it warm and crunchy, with that fresh scent (!) of bread that only a toaster brings.

The only thing I always have a problem with is honey; Kenya being Kenya its really difficult to get wholesome, good organic honey. Even in the supermarkets you are likely to get some lousy stuff contaminated with sukari nguru.

So, I was lying down at my expansive hacienda staring at the clouds in between watching bugs shag (so much sex happens in this world, @Mongrel) and scratching my ballswhen I had a eureka moment; why not make my own honey? Hacienda? Check! Trees? Check! Wild flowers? Check!

Beehives? Onge! Kaputnik. Zilch.

Worse, I don't know nothing about modern bee-farming, but all I need for that is three hours with Ms Gugu. High IQ has its benefits, @Meria trust me.

Where you come in is, where can I get good, locally made jua kali bee-hives? Ni pesa ngapi? Nimepigia a company in Inda and the prices they quoted were, well, Ka-Dynastish, @mzeiya.

Saidieni pris.
 
I am talking about toast.

I love it warm and crunchy, with that fresh scent (!) of bread that only a toaster brings.

The only thing I always have a problem with is honey; Kenya being Kenya its really difficult to get wholesome, good organic honey. Even in the supermarkets you are likely to get some lousy stuff contaminated with sukari nguru.

So, I was lying down at my expansive hacienda staring at the clouds in between watching bugs shag (so much sex happens in this world, @Mongrel) and scratching my ballswhen I had a eureka moment; why not make my own honey? Hacienda? Check! Trees? Check! Wild flowers? Check!

Beehives? Onge! Kaputnik. Zilch.

Worse, I don't know nothing about modern bee-farming, but all I need for that is three hours with Ms Gugu. High IQ has its benefits, @Meria trust me.

Where you come in is, where can I get good, locally made jua kali bee-hives? Ni pesa ngapi? Nimepigia a company in Inda and the prices they quoted were, well, Ka-Dynastish, @mzeiya.

Saidieni pris.
I saw someone around Kimbo with beehives also somewhere kwa Eastern Bypass. You would need ngirigacha bees.
 
You would need ngirigacha bees.
These don't exist here. But the Langstroth hive and the Kenya Top Bar hive qualify as ngirigacha hives as opposed to this ihugu.

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I am talking about toast.

I love it warm and crunchy, with that fresh scent (!) of bread that only a toaster brings.

The only thing I always have a problem with is honey; Kenya being Kenya its really difficult to get wholesome, good organic honey. Even in the supermarkets you are likely to get some lousy stuff contaminated with sukari nguru.

So, I was lying down at my expansive hacienda staring at the clouds in between watching bugs shag (so much sex happens in this world, @Mongrel) and scratching my ballswhen I had a eureka moment; why not make my own honey? Hacienda? Check! Trees? Check! Wild flowers? Check!

Beehives? Onge! Kaputnik. Zilch.

Worse, I don't know nothing about modern bee-farming, but all I need for that is three hours with Ms Gugu. High IQ has its benefits, @Meria trust me.

Where you come in is, where can I get good, locally made jua kali bee-hives? Ni pesa ngapi? Nimepigia a company in Inda and the prices they quoted were, well, Ka-Dynastish, @mzeiya.

Saidieni pris.

0721299098
All you need about honey, bee farming .
Ngong road near Lenana high school
 
For those who are asking, the thing that sparked my interest are the witchcraft videos you mohines (when was the last time you heard that slang?) have been posting. Kugugu kidogo naona that you can farm beers ANYWHERE if you have a spare 1/20th of an acre, and that bees are the most eco-friendly way of utilising land.

Nikajiuliza, Guka, with this multi-million hacienda running as far as the eye can see, why don't you do something about it?
Kesho naenda Lenana.
 
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