Fellas lets have a laugh.

Ssabasajja

Elder Lister
One time pale Deira ka weekend hivi nmeboeka mtaani, ka whatsapp kakaingia. Kuchek ni Akinyi anadai nimtembelee, hapo nkajua lazima moshi ionekane.

Mimi na kiherehere yangu nkapitia pale pizza inn na kukwachu ile pizza large (Akinyi's favourite) na mzinga ya pepsi na kudandia taxi. Kufika kwake napata ma timberland mbichi size ka 11 zimepakiwa hapo nje kwa mlango. Before kuknock nkaskia mujamaa anaongea with a heavy nigerian accent akidai apewe kama ile siku nyengine. So prince Oga alikuwa amefika mbele yangu.

Wueh! Ilibidi mimi na pizza plus mzinga yangu turudi kwetu. Maboy wangu ndo walibaki wamejibamba. That was the last time I ever discussed mucakwe matters na Akinyi though alinifuata fuata sana




























African ghels in the Gulf wanagawa sana. Na wengine wameolewa wameacha mabwana huku. Cheki this crazy kyuk chic.
 
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It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
Legend yes. But its not good to take credit when its not due.
I would want to say that this trick was taught to me by a singo matha!
She lived in D and I used to be given my share of slices for contributing to her upkeep.
So one Friday,I visited and spent the night. In Saturday morning at around 11am,I indicated I wanted to leave. Nikaambiwa nguo zangu ziko chafu and nikaona zikiwekwa ndani ya maji life life ati zifuliwe. Zilifuliwa jioni. And I got the whole bread.
Ng'endo wherever you are,may the Gods of Kirinyaga bless you abundantly.
 
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