Fellas lets have a laugh.

kymnjoro

kymnjoro

Elder Lister
Mimi nilipata anawatch movie na the guy she always tells me Is her BFF. GUarana tatu zilikuwa Kwa meza na mzinga ya captain Morgan. She was on his lap, and the door wasn't locked. realised I was the goat herder and the BFF was milking all the milk.
 
MbitikaZetu

MbitikaZetu

Elder Lister
I was getting milk from their farm. This guy was a buddy of mine and used to escort me as we went for the milk. He even used to help me to katia her. One day I went to visit her after church since I was sure she was home alone but I found them cuddling behind the farmhouse.
 
Duke of Busia

Duke of Busia

Elder Lister
Got drunk n decided to travel to Isinya coz she served the best pussy in this side of the sahara, kumbe pia yeye ako na girlfriends wake dunda....I had to wait Hapo kwa mlango, I was sure ako ndani coz I was calling na simu ina ring kwa nyumba ... She came in the wee hours Sa zile baridi ime ni twanga proper. Nlijiona fala sana
 
Mwalimu-G

Mwalimu-G

Elder Lister
Nilitoka kwa ulevi kubisha akafungua kama ako na ka-top na leso. Akani-convince niende tu juu girlfriend yake alikuwa ame-visit na wamelala. Kufika njiani akili ikaniambia kuna kitu hakikuingiana nikarudi. Kwenda kwa dirisha ya bedroom nikasikia sekete imeendelea kuendelea. Nika- knock kwa dirisha nikamwambia afungue alipokuja kwa mlango kuenda kuuliza ni nini nikamuweka kofi moto na kwenda zangu. The end.
 
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upepo

upepo

Elder Lister
Mwalimu-G said:
Nilitoka kwa ulevi kubisha akafungua kama ako na ka-top na leso. Akani-convince niende to juu girlfriend yake alikuwa ame-visit na wamelala. Kufika njiani akili ikaniambia kuna kitu hakikuingiana nikarudi. Kwenda kwa dirisha ya bedroom nikaksikia sekete imeendelea kuendelea. Nika- knock kwa dirisha nikamwambia afungue alipokuja kwa mlango kuenda kuuliza ni nini nikamuweka kofi moto na kwenda zangu. The end.
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You ought to have probed the situation further. May be it was actually a girlfriend, in which case you could have enjoyed a memorable threesome.
 
Ice_Cube

Ice_Cube

Elder Lister
I had taken a friend to see this girl . I used to ferk the sister, so I tagged my friend along to go hit it off with her older sister. So tuko huko kumbe the older sister has a boyfriend who had been calling her hashiki (stupid bitch). The jamaa akakuja later around 8PM tuko sitting room tunakunywa. Alifunguliwa mlango he just maintained his cool, hata hawakuongea na cup cake wake after kutuona. He went straight to the bedroom picked up some of his things and stepped out and disappeared. What a cool-headed chap, na hivyo ndio ka relationship kao kakakunywa maji. My friend got lucky later on in the night but it was just a hit and run. Dunia ina mambo
 
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It's Me Scumbag

It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
Aviator said:
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Front row seat booked.
Sasa angusha hekaya.
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Ule Msee said:
Leta story. I swear Klisters won't judge. Well, maybe a lil bit
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@Ule Msee one I do not go be giving a hoot about what nigas say about my life experiences given that they are unique to me and its my life anyway.

Moving on,Njeri was a yellow yellow working in the same floor with me in a building along Mfangano Street. Actually,her employers office was directly across ours.
On the same floor in a different wing was Mwaura the tailor. Mwaura was wale watu wa tender. Guy had a sweatshop.
So nimemskuma Njeri mpaka akakubali tutaenda Hall 11 one Saturday afternoon,(yes,I was squatting in Hall 11 during the vacation ,working in town. Survival for the fittest I tell you)
On the said sato,I informed my room mate kutakuwa na derby later on that afternoon ajipe shughuli.
In the afternoon,I lingered in the office waiting for Njeri to knock off. Saa tisa ikafika,nikaingia kwa office yao kamuuliza vipi? She told me that something had come and she couldn't make our date happen. She promised to make it up for me the following weekend. Dejected,I left. Since I had on other plans nikajikuta nikienda down the steps of Steps Pub. Tusker Malt kadhaa zikatembea down my throat. At around 8,I decided I had enough and left. Just behind the Kenya Archive. I saw Njeri. With Mwaura...nani mjinga kama nimi? Nikakimbia nikazunguka archives such that by the time they were near the KPLC substation,ndio mimi huyo na wao face to face.
Kawasalimia as if nothing was up and told them naenda hapi Steps jupiga kamoja...
Following week nikajifanya hata simjui Njeri. Actually I started going there to say hi to Mwende,a married girl,who was a colleague to Njeri.
I did manage to give Njeri her comeuppance when she actually came to my office one Sato afternoon and told me she was free. Kufika hall 11 room 217,asubuhi ya Sunday,nilitumbukiza nguo zake kwa ndoo ya maji. Njeri tulitoka na yeye Monday morning tukienda job. After breakfast in K1.
 
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