There was a client in our office back in 06.
They had buried 3 brothers in succession.
On this particular day, a Monday he had an appointment in the office.
He came at around 8, teary.
He sat down and started crying. Mwanaume akilia ni ngori
Asked him what was wrong.
He told us he is just arriving from home, burial ya his elder bro.
As he was alighting the bus, Coast bus, his phone went off.
He was informed that another elder brother, the one he follows died overnight.
We had to postpone the appointment.
They went home, and after burial they sat their dad down and asked him what the fcuk was going on
Mzee akakua mkali kama
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They were not convinced. They went to their Angoo(Ok, uncle!).
Uncle akapasua mbarika. Told them a certain piece of land they used to farm actually belonged to another family, but wanyonge
His brother, dad to my buddy grabbed, and told them wakutane kule wanataka.
Semeni Kithitu!
The entire family forced the dad to surrender the land back, and appease the pissed off ancestors
Hivyo ndio vifo ovyo ovyo zilissha kwa kina Jere!