This is Guka - Home Alone, Guka Commits Culinary Harakiri...

Gathee tiga wana ngoma îno! There is no way you can eat fish with githeri. If you don't like ugali, tafuta ndizi na viazi uchemshe then you mash them to make a matoke hard paste ambayo inakaa tu ugali but more nutritious.
 
How cum nobody has complimented me on my prowess of dismantling the engine block mpaka hata na gear box?

The only thing I don't eat are the eyes, which jaruopithecus told me are the real reservoirs of omega 3. Lakini siwezi, Okuyu silliness mwingi I guess.............
 
Field Marshal said:
Now, we all know that grown-ass niggas who post pictures of what they eat have five times the oestrogen levels of my crush @Mawaya, unless of course there's more to it than the food.

For me, this is one such time. Why?

According to the third schedule of the Katiba, fish should only be eaten with one starch - obusuma. Kuon. Ngima. Ugali. It is what those who discovered fish decreed from Year One.

Well, I am also a proud Mt Kenyan so, being home alone what did I do?

Panfried head of fish served with sautéed potato wedges and home-made sause COMPLIMENTED with a side-plate of grilled (ahem!) githeri.

All downed with the obligatory chilled WhiteKAP.

Health benefits: Cum mzito kama ya punda. CC: @Aviator
Side Effects: A mixture of hydrogen peroxide, bromine and sulphur-containing gaseous emissions toxic enough to sanitise entire regions of the city against Covid-19.

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You should write an apology (not less than 2 pages) to the entire karinari fraternity for the disgrace you have brought forth to the profession.
 
Field Marshal said:
Now, we all know that grown-ass niggas who post pictures of what they eat have five times the oestrogen levels of my crush @Mawaya, unless of course there's more to it than the food.

For me, this is one such time. Why?

According to the third schedule of the Katiba, fish should only be eaten with one starch - obusuma. Kuon. Ngima. Ugali. It is what those who discovered fish decreed from Year One.

Well, I am also a proud Mt Kenyan so, being home alone what did I do?

Panfried head of fish served with sautéed potato wedges and home-made sause COMPLIMENTED with a side-plate of grilled (ahem!) githeri.

All downed with the obligatory chilled WhiteKAP.

Health benefits: Cum mzito kama ya punda. CC: @Aviator
Side Effects: A mixture of hydrogen peroxide, bromine and sulphur-containing gaseous emissions toxic enough to sanitise entire regions of the city against Covid-19.

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guka ni mkora nini hio ya white aliweka kwa macho ya fis
 
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