This is Guka - Home Alone, Guka Commits Culinary Harakiri...

[Aviator]

You should be more concerned about the nutritional effects of such a protein-rich meal on my libido heart and sperm count dust colour.

Cucu ni kikupee utawezana (weka sauti ya Nasenya hapa)?

Ukipewa rope ucheze pool utawezana?

 

[Introvert]

Gathee, leo ulale tu alfresco. Protect the ones you love.

 

[Field Marshal]

Gathee, leo ulale tu alfresco. Protect the ones you love.

He he he he! Alfresco. Nime-learn kitu leo.

Wako Ndeiya hakuna waaass..................mosquitoes tu ndiyo naona zikidrop dead kutoka ceiling kama ndege zimeisha mafuta mid-air.......................

 

[Abba]

You should write an apology (not less than 2 pages) to the entire karinari fraternity for the disgrace you have brought forth to the profession.

He has brought also a curse to the entire Mt Kenyan region for touching a "reptile" that lives in a lake and had eyes open even thought it's dead.

 

[bigDog]

Now, we all know that grown-ass niggas who post pictures of what they eat have five times the oestrogen levels of my crush @Mawaya, unless of course there's more to it than the food.

For me, this is one such time. Why?

According to the third schedule of the Katiba, fish should only be eaten with one starch - obusuma. Kuon. Ngima. Ugali. It is what those who discovered fish decreed from Year One.

Well, I am also a proud Mt Kenyan so, being home alone what did I do?

Panfried head of fish served with sautéed potato wedges and home-made sause COMPLIMENTED with a side-plate of grilled (ahem!) githeri.

All downed with the obligatory chilled WhiteKAP.

Health benefits: Cum mzito kama ya punda. CC: @Aviator
Side Effects: A mixture of hydrogen peroxide, bromine and sulphur-containing gaseous emissions toxic enough to sanitise entire regions of the city against Covid-19.

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That's what happens to wajuaji Who donated that kichwa ya samaki? It looks so sad that someone had that fish say 50 rosaries before he put it out of its misery.

Do you also eat potato chips with oranges... and Githeri on the same plate?

 

[Pamba 1]

How do you pan fry fish?

 

[Gikonyo]

It will be worse than ADEUDEU chronicles