The Falling Standards in Journalism

[JazzMan]

What is this honestly?

 

[Aviator]

Am slow this morning.
What is?

 

[Field Marshal]

Am slow this morning.
What is?

You are always slow unless it's something to do with me-coo-ndos.

Though I can bet 89.964367865321 per cent of howling, whining, ranting single-digit bonobozz here won't see it too...

 

[Aviator]

You are always slow unless it's something to do with me-coo-ndos.

Though I can bet 89.964367865321 per cent of howling, whining, ranting single-digit bonobozz here won't see it too...

Why can't the 10.035632134679% of you triple-digit Einsteins tell us the issue?

 

[Field Marshal]

Why can't the 10.035632134679% of you triple-digit Einsteins tell us the issue?

No. It's so obvious it's hilarious. @JazzMan don't let the cat out of the bag..

 

[Aviator]

No. It's so obvious it's hilarious. @JazzMan don't let the cat out of the bag..

Nyef nyef.
Hakuna kitu

 

[Field Marshal]

Nyef nyef.
Hakuna kitu

Let's bet gaylord. 3k.

 

[Aviator]

Let's bet gaylord. 3k.

Bet what? Guoka?

 

[Field Marshal]

Bet what? Guoka?

Kwani what are we talking about? Silly..

 

[Aviator]

Kwani what are we talking about? Silly..

I thought bets are placed by low-IQ bonobos on some event whose outcome cannot be predicted with certainty.
Are you trying to drag me to your group?

 

[Field Marshal]

I thought bets are placed by low-IQ bonobos on some event whose outcome cannot be predicted with certainty.
Are you trying to drag me to your group?

Chicken! Kukukukukuku! Ferking gay chicken! How bad can it get, Jesus!

 

[Aviator]

Chicken! Kukukukukuku! Ferking gay chicken! How bad can it get, Jesus!

Correction. It's an obese potch-black chain-smoking white-kap guzzling gay ferking chicken.

Now tell me where the issue lies.

 

[bigDog]

We want more vawulense!

 

[Field Marshal]

Correction. It's an obese potch-black chain-smoking white-kap guzzling gay ferking chicken.

Now tell me where the issue lies.

OK, Gaylord. Read the headline slooooooowly. You don't prosecute a person who's already been found guilty. It is a court that finds suspects guilty, not prosecutors.

Anza hapo...

 

[Field Marshal]

Correction. It's an obese potch-black chain-smoking white-kap guzzling gay ferking chicken.

Now tell me where the issue lies.

Hapa umeniweza... got to invent new descriptions...

 

[Aviator]

OK, Gaylord. Read the headline slooooooowly. You don't prosecute a person who's already been found guilty. It is a court that finds suspects guilty, not prosecutors.

Anza hapo...

That's a matter of English.
Does mastery of English equate to high IQ?

Hapa umeniweza... got to invent new descriptions...

No invention needed. Just look at yourself. Describe what you see. That's all that is needed

 

[Field Marshal]

That's a matter of English.
Does mastery of English equate to high IQ?

No invention needed. Just look at yourself. Describe what you see. That's all that is needed

Sasa you are trying to change the goalposts? Kama huyo sub-editor hajui Kizungu what is he/she doing in an English-language newsroom?

Such excuses are the things that make us a shithole.....people should be good at what they do even if it's drilling butts....

 

[Aviator]

Sasa you are trying to change the goalposts? Kama huyo sub-editor hajui Kizungu what is he/she doing in an English-language newsroom?

Such excuses are the things that make us a shithole.....people should be good at what they do even if it's drilling butts....

Am not a sub-editor in an English-language newsroom or a teacher. Why do you call me low-IQ when I can't identify a problem with an English headline?

Sasawa, tu. Enjoy your drink. And the view