State of the Nation Address 2021 Official thread

Meria said:
The State of the Nation address reminds me of a conference in attended last week.

We were informed that more often than not, quantifying impact with percentages is lying.
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So how do our very brilliant lorry drivers quantify impact? Seems the top honchos at the treasury and statehouse need a lesson or two on macroeconomics from our drivers.
 
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Aviator said:
...bit still sleeps hungry.
Has those things improved her disposable income?
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Shes now able to freeze her broiler chicken as she searches for market instead of selling them at a throw away price when they reach market weight. Milk collectors/buyers who had abandoned the route due to poor roads now have to beg her to sell them milk. Tea and coffee, macadamia prices are at an all time high meaning she is on a roll.
 
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mkurugenzi said:
Shes now able to freeze her broiler chicken as she searches for market instead of selling them at a throw away price when they reach market weight. Milk collectors who had abandoned the route due to poor roads now have to beg her to sell them milk. Tea and coffee, macadamia prices are at an all time high meaning she is on a roll.
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That's very good for her
My grandma still hasn't got capital to start either chicken or dairy farming.
Her tea was at an all time low from the last bonus she received.
Coffee alipeleka kwa factory ikaibiwa, so she wasn't paid.
And she has to pay 60bob for a distance she used to pay 40 bob. Damn makangas claim the fuel is expensive.
Her poshomill used to get her around 10k. Now she gets 7k. She blames high cost of electricity. And she's being harassed by kanjo coz they want her to get a manufacturers licence, NEMA and KEBS. When she tries to sell her unga in the market, the county govt demands that she get a distribution license.

I envy your grandma.
 
Aviator said:
That's very good for her
My grandma still hasn't got capital to start either chicken or dairy farming.
Her tea was at an all time low from the last bonus she received.
Coffee alipeleka kwa factory ikaibiwa, so she wasn't paid.
And she has to pay 60bob for a distance she used to pay 40 bob. Damn makangas claim the fuel is expensive.
Her poshomill used to get her around 10k. Now she gets 7k. She blames high cost of electricity. And she's being harassed by kanjo coz they want her to get a manufacturers licence, NEMA and KEBS. When she tries to sell her unga in the market, the county govt demands that she get a distribution license.

I envy your grandma.
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My Grandma is hooked to Kameme and inooro fake gambling promotions, tuma 100 kwa paybill 123456 upate 300k kabla nitoke studio.
sadly even renowned pastors like Muturi wa Muiru is at the fore front of this con
 
Deep Sea said:
My Grandma is hooked to Kameme and inooro fake gambling promotions, tuma 100 kwa paybill 123456 upate 300k kabla nitoke studio.
sadly even renowned pastors like Muturi wa Muiru is at the fore front of this con
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That's the saddest part.
Kwani presenters and politicians wako same wassap group ya Hakuna Morals?
 
Aviator said:
That's very good for her
My grandma still hasn't got capital to start either chicken or dairy farming.
Her tea was at an all time low from the last bonus she received.
Coffee alipeleka kwa factory ikaibiwa, so she wasn't paid.
And she has to pay 60bob for a distance she used to pay 40 bob. Damn makangas claim the fuel is expensive.
Her poshomill used to get her around 10k. Now she gets 7k. She blames high cost of electricity. And she's being harassed by kanjo coz they want her to get a manufacturers licence, NEMA and KEBS. When she tries to sell her unga in the market, the county govt demands that she get a distribution license.

I envy your grandma.
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Hehehe, you assume we all live where you come from?, in some parts of the republic kanjo analipwa on market days and 3K for
premises business licence, hao NEMA, KEBS and Manufacturing Sisi huona Kwa TV, they only exist along the railway belt?
 
This is how Uhuru Kenyatta calculates economic growth.


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If a phase or section of a road is finished (note: not the whole road. It might be a pillar here, a culvert there, etc), then Uhuru can (arbitrarily) allocate it a value and say the GDP has grown by that value. That doesn't mean it's the real value, or that there's more cash in the pockets of citizens.

So in Uhuru's economics, the complete sections of the toll road from JKIA has grown the country's GDP. That is despite the fact that the road has been built by the Chinese with little cash going into circulation here except from sale of stray dogs to the Chinese. But there's a concrete structure standing and that is all that matters to him.
 
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