Mzee wa Paybill kula Na big spoon

[Gio]

 

[mzeiya]

Hehe kwani anafeel shy

 

[Pamba 1]

Contractor wa kemsa

 

[Kasaman]

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Heaven ! Here I come .

 

[neloangelo]

Atleast that morning hakuwa amemeza blue pill.

 

[Tiger Bone]

 

[Gio]

Hehe kwani anafeel shy

Haamini ameangukia spring chicken kama his counterpart @Introvert

 

[Field Marshal]

Shida ni eti sina kakirru....................tungekuwa Nanyuki saa hii............

 

[Gio]

Shida ni eti sina kakirru....................tungekuwa Nanyuki saa hii............

Uza hacienda yako uende Ibiza, Maldives , Malta , Cancun or Miami and enjoy Life Na Spring chicken kadhaa!

 

[Introvert]

Haamini ameangukia spring chicken kama his counterpart @Introvert

Contrary to popular belief, I am barely past my mid-twenties.

 

[Gio]

Contrary to popular belief, I am barely past my mid-twenties.

Upara ilitoka wapi jodongo?

 

[Icon]

Hivi ndio sugarcane farmers waliishi kabla ya kuambiwa wapande mapera.

 

[mzeiya]

Contrary to popular belief, I am barely past my mid-twenties.

Kama wewe bado oa, make sure ume-exhaust zile raha za hiyo age bracket

 

[Gio]

Kama wewe bado oa, make sure ume-exhaust zile raha za hiyo age bracket

Kwani kuna kunguru zinasumbua wewe ukatamani Maisha ya under 25?

 

[mzeiya]

Kwani kuna kunguru zinasumbua wewe ukatamani Maisha ya under 25?

No. I enjoyed my twenties kabisa. Sahii mimi huona even older colleague wakifanya vitu watu wa campo wanapenda nashangaa tu..

 

[Introvert]

Kama wewe bado oa, make sure ume-exhaust zile raha za hiyo age bracket

Noted Omwami.
Upus yote nawacha kipande hii kabla nioe.

 

[Field Marshal]

Kama wewe bado oa, make sure ume-exhaust zile raha za hiyo age bracket

Kijana usiniambie umeanza kupata 'PNC' ya marriage...................it'll make me sad....................................

 

[mzeiya]

Kijana usiniambie umeanza kupata 'PNC' ya marriage...................it'll make me sad....................................

No. Y'all are misunderstanding me.
I am happily settled mbicos nilisherehekea kabisa kabla nifunge pingu ya maisha.
Sahizi ni reminiscing all the wild stuff I did. Kitu sioni ikiwahi isha ni the occasional pint, road trips and the football.

It also helps that the Mrs is very open minded in matters coitus

 

[Field Marshal]

No. Y'all are misunderstanding me.
I am happily settled mbicos nilisherehekea kabisa kabla nifunge pingu ya maisha.
Sahizi ni reminiscing all the wild stuff I did. Kitu sioni ikiwahi isha ni the occasional pint, road trips and the football.

It also helps that the Mrs is very open minded in matters coitus

Hiyo sentensi ya mwisho - lete hekaya. What EXACTLY do you mean by 'open-minded'? Explain using diagrams, illustrations and pictograms.

Asante...............

 

[mzeiya]

Hiyo sentensi ya mwisho - lete hekaya. What EXACTLY do you mean by 'open-minded'?

Hahahaaa!
Basically, open in terms of lokeshen (can be anywhere), mastyro and what precedes kitendo cha ndoa.
In the 5 years together, I've come to appreciate that lovemaking shouldn't be monotonous. When the man seeks to please his wife to the max and she reciprocates, it is fireworks.
Unpredictable, unbwogable and unmatched fireworks and all within the confines of our cultural and religious beliefs.