Kieleweke

[It's Me Scumbag]

In the RV politically, Giddy is like a Fokker Eindecker plane whereas Ruto is like an A-10 Warthog. Yes, both can fly but that is just about the only similarity. Gideon kutumana his favourite drink in Nairobi in a chopper while next to his father's home hapo Mogotio Tugens wanakufa njaa will never be forgotten in Kale land.

Giddy is desperately trying to do a Koitalel, but he has no special powers. Amwage pesa tu pesa tutakula but even with Uhunye propping him hakuna mahali anaenda. I pity those trying to compare his situation with Uhunye's coz they're totally different. Hii jamaa hana charisma hata kidogo. Kimnyole is turning in his grave wherever he is.

The guy needs to convince his people first. Halafu akuje kwetu Karatina aongee ile Kiswahili take ya Beringo ya Keti...
Utaskia 'ùyù nake nùù'?
Halafu wajijibu 'Nì Gideon wa Moi'
Then 'oohhh ùyù niwe Gideon'?
Then this follows ' kaì atoì kwaria gìthweli'?

Ana shida kubwa...na sio ya pesa

 

[Nattydread]

Kimeeleweka!!

 

[Mr Black]

If Kibicho and Matiang'i worked as hard as they did to give a despot a perfect send off we could save billions in bribes that the police collect daily, we would have a thriving 24hour economy and militias like cattle rustlers and Al shabaab would be crushed! Ole wetu they are just minions in the grand scheme of things, puppets, fat ones.

Aluta continua

 

[Nattydread]

Kieleweke's predictions if doom were properly dashed. Compare and contrst tge oredictiins with what actually transpired in the past 3 days:

Government Machineries Isolate Ruto in Moi's Funeral Plans - KDRTV

(KDRTV) – President Uhuru Kenyatta allegedly called Interior CS Fred Matiangi from the United States and instructed him to take charge of the funeral preparations of retired President Daniel Arap Moi. Mzee Moi passed away at the wee hours of Tuesday morning. Uhuru issued the presidential...

www.kdrtv.co.ke

How Uhuru Embarrassed Ruto During Mzee Moi's State Funeral

Uhuru Ruto Relationship: President Uhuru Kenyatta on Tuesday once again showed how irredeemably wounded his relationship with Deputy

newsday.co.ke

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[Abba]

I want to thank Matiangi and Kibicho for the meticulous organisation during mzee's send off. These two are a dynamic duo.
Sasa tumepumzisha mzee
Back to business
Kitaeleweka
RWNBP

Do you mean Ruto will never be president ama ?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Do you mean Ruto will never be president ama ?

@Abba thank you for the first joke of the day...

 

[Abba]

@Abba thank you for the first joke of the day...

Kwani I'm a party pooper leo tena

 

[Okiya]

Do you mean Ruto will never be president ama ?

He might. But apange line kwanza.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Kwani I'm a party pooper leo tena

Nooo. Leo umecrack my first joke....