Fellow senators. My extra extracautionary measures

[Ubongo]

Why? Nimepeleka kisu changu kinolewe, mnoaji nimesimama a meter away frm him lakini nasikia harufu ya fombe kali. Si wanabeba take away?

I was told makari are put in the bag and hawked. Bar operators knows their customers

 

[Mwalimu-G]

kama test yenyewe inafanywa through the nose.. maybe tiba pia ni vivyo hivyo

unaambia wife akutononeshee na pipette...

 

[bigDog]

Routine kwa wazee:

1. Routine, wash and dress an leave.
2. Meet the likes of @Mwalimu-G or @Liberty. Heshima kidogo and we shake hands.
3. Meets the likes of @henselmention and buys theme drinks, shakes hands says hi but nothing happens.
4. Can't find a place to clean hands with water and soap.

5. Spends the night in the gutter. Good night

 

[QuadroK4000]

Why? Nimepeleka kisu changu kinolewe, mnoaji nimesimama a meter away frm him lakini nasikia harufu ya fombe kali. Si wanabeba take away?

... Pheeew!

 

[Cazorla]

Mimi I have been drinking ice cold water since I was 5 years , siwes wacha . tusker pia Ni baridi

 

[mZENDE]

waisilamu wengi smoke.. and don't drink

Juu ya veve

 

[MutheeK]

7. Pray daily, the Rosary
8. Tie yourself with a chain and padlock

Hio No. 8 is pure BDSM Padre. I didnt know it was a catholic thing ....teebu alert @Kabuda kwa hii, I would like to know his take

 

[Kabuda]

Hio No. 8 is pure BDSM Padre. I didnt know it was a catholic thing ....teebu alert @Kabuda kwa hii, I would like to know his take

Amesahau kusema 'get someone else - preferably a nun- to tie you with a chain and padlock'
Kikikikkkk...

 

[MutheeK]

Amesahau kuwema 'get someone else - preferably a nun- to tie you with a chain and padlock'
Kikikikkkk...

...and she is adorned in high black boots, a red habit with nothing underneath, clutching cat o' nine and looking at your bare back adoringly

 

[Aviator]

...and she is adorned in high black boots, a red habit with nothing underneath, clutching cat o' nine and looking at your bare back adoringly

Amesahau kuwema 'get someone else - preferably a nun- to tie you with a chain and padlock'
Kikikikkkk...

Too much pornhub

 

[Kabuda]

Too much pornhub

You should know!..
You nymphomaniac.