Fellow senators. My extra extracautionary measures

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Okiya

Elder Lister
Besides not shaking hands, washing hands frequently using kipande soap and maintaining social distance, I have taken the following extra measures:

1. I no longer drink cold fluids. I stick to warm liquids
2. Nguo nimevaa during the day I hang them outside zichomwe na jua
3. I gargle with warm salty water every evening
4. Naota jua
5. I discourage my friends who are smokers
 
Self flagellate twice a day.

Nimekaa chini nikapiga hesabu nikaona hii kirusi will infect everyone in the fullness of time na sina hopes a vaccine will be found in time. Ningekuwa single ninge opt kupatana na hii kidudu mapema nimalizane nayo haraka then go back to my kawaida hustle.
Shida ni khubibi na mwana
 
Hapo kwa smokers.... And I saw another saying they are pitying alcohol consumers.
Hata mimi nitadai nawahurumia wenye vitambi...coz their big guts have squeezed and reduced their lung capacities...
Tutakufa once. Not twice!
 
For smokers,
1. The guy handing you the sticks could be infected. And they always hold the side you insert into the fool's mouth.
2. Your lungs are already damaged. A little infection sends you to the maker
3. All smokers are drinkers (but not all drinkers are smokers). So kila smoker saa hii ako na ndigana (@Mwalimu-G translate)
4. Smokers who share sticks are getting a possible direct injection of the virus.
 
Aviator said:
For smokers,
1. The guy handing you the sticks could be infected. And they always hold the side you insert into the fool's mouth.
2. Your lungs are already damaged. A little infection sends you to the maker
3. All smokers are drinkers (but not all drinkers are smokers). So kila smoker saa hii ako na ndigana (@Mwalimu-G translate)
4. Smokers who share sticks are getting a possible direct injection of the virus.
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Not all smokers are drinkers cucu....
 
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