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[Kasaman]

Many years ago ,I met a girls school bus along nakuru Nairobi road at about 9 pm stranded, the young girl had pushed the bus for a while, lakini wapi ! Nikachukua petrol kwa land cruiser ,crack the diesel engine faster faster wacha watoto wafurahi ,some insisted to join me we drive to naivasha ! Nikakataa told dere and to drive ahead, tukakuja had kanairo na hazards they were screaming at the rear windscreen like hell

 

[Kasaman]

Niliiuza last year.
It was a fine beast. Extremely powerful and efficient. No issues, but was sensitive to quality of diesel. I only fueled at Total. Any other nilikua naskia mithi

Mafuta wewe ni pale kimende Bathì Total station

 

[emali]

Niliiuza last year.
It was a fine beast. Extremely powerful and efficient. No issues, but was sensitive to quality of diesel. I only fueled at Total. Any other nilikua naskia mithi

was it blue though?

 

[Aviator]

Mafuta wewe ni pale kimende Bathì Total station

Yes.
It's very good quality.

was it blue though?

Yes it was.
I think I once posted a picture huko kwa MCA

 

[Mongrel]

was it blue though?

anatafuta pump ya honey sucker,huko zinatoka mangapi?

 

[Magreb]

When Porsche Cayenne were making their grand entry in Kenya a few years back, some bonobo attendant wa Shell alijaza diesel akifikiria gari zote kubwa ni diesels. When he discovered his mistake, he was doing an Ineos to Timbuktu by the time the car owner was informed.

 

[Budspencer]

Mafuta wewe ni pale kimende Bathì Total station

Samosas too! They have the tastiest in .ke

 

[Aviator]

Samosas too! They have the tastiest in .ke

Is it?
Have never tried them.
Nitawapea report later today nikipitia hapo

 

[Baz]

Jana came across a 'brand new' KDB imekunywa petrol instead of Diesel pale Total Machakos. Whose fault? Ni dere hakusema au ni attendant aliassume gari zote ndogo zinameza petrol?

Iyo unashtaki filling station unlipwa engine ingine

 

[Field Marshal]

On the new pumps, the diesel dispenser should not fit inside a petrol cars tank hole.

Yaani ni kama mimi na the shemale, eeh? Incompatible...

 

[Aviator]

Yaani ni kama mimi na the shemale, eeh? Incompatible...

What do you mean incompatible?
Any dick can fit into your .....

 

[zapp_brannigan]

What do you mean incompatible?
Any dick can fit into your .....View attachment 31171

 

[bigDog]

Actually, the solution ni kujaza tank with the correct fuel.
But kifuniko huwa imeandikwa vizuri

Does that worker even know that. Shida moja tuko nayo ni training our people. We don't even have SOP (Standard Operating Procedures) in most work places. Kazi inafanywa kienyeji kienyeji tu. No standards!

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

why we need attendants kujaza tank beats me

Job creation sir, huku sio majuu. Shell wakileta hizo prepaid pumps zao za majuu si Mkenya atafanya kila kitu Kujaribu kuiba

 

[Ngengere]

fault ni ya mwenye gari... gari ya diesel ikikunywa petrol sio shida sana.... ya petroli kuwekwa diesel ndio shida

The other way sir...petrol in a diesel engine will easily crack up the cylinder head

 

[emali]

The other way sir...petrol in a diesel engine will easily crack up the cylinder head

no no... diesel in a petrol engine is bad news.. cylinder head inaingilia wapi? its all to do with the injectors

 

[Ngengere]

Iko siku attendant aliweka 2000 instead of 500 as instructed...the buffon had to the audacity ati wafungue cork ya fuel tank watoe...nikamshow angoje endmonth nimlipe ama niende nikiendanga...but I paid him after 3days.