A.O.B. Munday, 19rd December 2022

QuadroK4000 said:
Munene what is a ladyship?
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Tiiga Waana said:
Thank you very kindly for your very affectionate and kind response.
I am glad and relieved to learn that the poor lad will, very soonest and shortly, like a longing and dreamy prisoner in a dungeon, be released to enjoy his future and potential in a world devoid of any more mutilations of bodily organs!
Many congratulations to the brave Whippersnapper!

Now, as you very well know and need not be reminded, I am betrothed and soon to be wedded in holy matrimony to your brother and bosom friend - the one and only @Field Marshal.
I want you to know that you are a very lovely, kind and passionate Man. Goodness knows how charismatic your personality is.
You are the living embodiment of every virgin Girl’s dream, trust you me.
However, I do not want to erect and construct a love triangle. It’s outcome would be a war of attrition between you and @Field Marshal and all the three of us would suffer irreparable damage.
A very regrettable outcome, if there ever was a tragic ending. Not worth considering, you would agree.

That being the case and our fate at this moment in time, let us enjoy our “small stolen romantic escapades” quietly without waking up the Old Man.

As of your evening’s refreshments and nourishments, kindly and humbly allow me to be to your service, good Sir.
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Well put, my beautiful senora, well put. For a moment there I thought I was reading Shakespeare...
 
Aviator said:
Am humbled my dear good lady.
While I wouldn't want to create any ruction with our good old senile impotent Guoka @Field Marshal, I must point out that you should not let your emotions lead you into an abyss of disappoinment. Unbeknownst to you, our good friend happens to be the most uncouth piece of God's creation that you may ever encounter. Knowing you as an open minded damsel who doesn't shy away from expressing what you believe in, his dislike for independent thinkers is definitely one trait you will find very hard or damn impossible to cope with. Am sure you do not want to spent the rest of your life with an old geezer who views a woman as a repository for carnal emissions. Am sure you do not want to get to bed every night with someone who cannot rise to the occasion, and in the infinitesimal opportunity that he manages, you got to check the rhythm of the pacemaker every 3 seconds to ensure you don't appear in Breaking News as having dispersed that son of pharaoh to purgatory in that moment of glory. And getting to pluck out dentures every evening isn't a preferred lifestyle for a lady of your status.
Whereas I cannot dissuade you from going ahead with the planned holy matrimony, I would urge you to consider the action in view of this newly available information.
I am shortly forwarding the account of my dear bartender through the confidential inbox so that I may have a swallow on your account.

As always, am much obliged, your ladyship.
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Waaaah! I am speechless.....
 
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