A.O.B. Munday, 19rd December 2022

mzeiya said:
Kwani kulikuwa na irua na kijiji haikuambiwa?
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Being very conversant with how much you love the Lord, let me answer your innocent query with a verse from the holy scriptures:

Then the one whose name was Cleopas answered and said to Him, “Are You the only stranger in Jerusalem, and have You not known the things which happened there in these days?”

Looks like you are one of those who were unlucky to miss the memo to the effect that our very own @Aviator had the very desired and rare privilege of presiding over his Son’s coming of age rituals.
That, according to my very modest understanding of our traditions, bestows upon him one of the highest titles in the tribal pecking order.
He can now enjoy muratina and other beverages with total and unlimited abandon. What’s more, no virgin Girl in her right mind, would repulse his advances to be a junior wife!

As a matter of fact and for the very fact that @Aviator has successfully achieved this milestone, I am willing and ready to take his till number and buy two very cold ones in such a nice and warm evening.

@Aviator weka. Tunangoja. You have done the tribe and the Senate lots of good and best of luck to your adolescent Son.
 
Tiiga Waana said:
Being very conversant with how much you love the Lord, let me answer your innocent query with a verse from the holy scriptures:

Then the one whose name was Cleopas answered and said to Him, “Are You the only stranger in Jerusalem, and have You not known the things which happened there in these days?”

Looks like you are one of those who were unlucky to miss the memo to the effect that our very own @Aviator had the very desired and rare privilege of presiding over his Son’s coming of age rituals.
That, according to my very modest understanding of our traditions, bestows upon him one of the highest titles in the tribal pecking order.
He can now enjoy muratina and other beverages with total and unlimited abandon. What’s more, no virgin Girl in her right mind, would repulse his advances to be a junior wife!

As a matter of fact and for the very fact that @Aviator has successfully achieved this milestone, I am willing and ready to take his till number and buy two very cold ones in such a nice and warm evening.

@Aviator weka. Tunangoja. You have done the tribe and the Senate lots of good and best of luck to your adolescent Son.
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Thanks a lot @Tiiga Waana for this generous offer. I will be putting the till number in an hour once I reach kìnyuìro.

And yes, am searching for a virgin girl for a second wife. I must however admit that it's been almost 20 years since I last engaged in a similar mission. I may thus have rust and may not know how beat to approach it.

Would you be kind enough to let me know any hints on how to go about it?
Or better still you recommend someone who fits the esteemed position of the wife of an elder?
Or betterest, would you accept the honor of being the one?
 
Aviator said:
Thanks a lot @Tiiga Waana for this generous offer. I will be putting the till number in an hour once I reach kìnyuìro.

And yes, am searching for a virgin girl for a second wife. I must however admit that it's been almost 20 years since I last engaged in a similar mission. I may thus have rust and may not know how beat to approach it.

Would you be kind enough to let me know any hints on how to go about it?
Or better still you recommend someone who fits the esteemed position of the wife of an elder?
Or betterest, would you accept the honor of being the one?
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Thank you very kindly for your very affectionate and kind response.
I am glad and relieved to learn that the poor lad will, very soonest and shortly, like a longing and dreamy prisoner in a dungeon, be released to enjoy his future and potential in a world devoid of any more mutilations of bodily organs!
Many congratulations to the brave Whippersnapper!

Now, as you very well know and need not be reminded, I am betrothed and soon to be wedded in holy matrimony to your brother and bosom friend - the one and only @Field Marshal.
I want you to know that you are a very lovely, kind and passionate Man. Goodness knows how charismatic your personality is.
You are the living embodiment of every virgin Girl’s dream, trust you me.
However, I do not want to erect and construct a love triangle. It’s outcome would be a war of attrition between you and @Field Marshal and all the three of us would suffer irreparable damage.
A very regrettable outcome, if there ever was a tragic ending. Not worth considering, you would agree.

That being the case and our fate at this moment in time, let us enjoy our “small stolen romantic escapades” quietly without waking up the Old Man.

As of your evening’s refreshments and nourishments, kindly and humbly allow me to be to your service, good Sir.
 
Tiiga Waana said:
Thank you very kindly for your very affectionate and kind response.
I am glad and relieved to learn that the poor lad will, very soonest and shortly, like a longing and dreamy prisoner in a dungeon, be released to enjoy his future and potential in a world devoid of any more mutilations of bodily organs!
Many congratulations to the brave Whippersnapper!

Now, as you very well know and need not be reminded, I am betrothed and soon to be wedded in holy matrimony to your brother and bosom friend - the one and only @Field Marshal.
I want you to know that you are a very lovely, kind and passionate Man. Goodness knows how charismatic your personality is.
You are the living embodiment of every virgin Girl’s dream, trust you me.
However, I do not want to erect and construct a love triangle. It’s outcome would be a war of attrition between you and @Field Marshal and all the three of us would suffer irreparable damage.
A very regrettable outcome, if there ever was a tragic ending. Not worth considering, you would agree.

That being the case and our fate at this moment in time, let us enjoy our “small stolen romantic escapades” quietly without waking up the Old Man.

As of your evening’s refreshments and nourishments, kindly and humbly allow me to be to your service, good Sir.
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Am humbled my dear good lady.
While I wouldn't want to create any ruction with our good old senile impotent Guoka @Field Marshal, I must point out that you should not let your emotions lead you into an abyss of disappoinment. Unbeknownst to you, our good friend happens to be the most uncouth piece of God's creation that you may ever encounter. Knowing you as an open minded damsel who doesn't shy away from expressing what you believe in, his dislike for independent thinkers is definitely one trait you will find very hard or damn impossible to cope with. Am sure you do not want to spent the rest of your life with an old geezer who views a woman as a repository for carnal emissions. Am sure you do not want to get to bed every night with someone who cannot rise to the occasion, and in the infinitesimal opportunity that he manages, you got to check the rhythm of the pacemaker every 3 seconds to ensure you don't appear in Breaking News as having dispersed that son of pharaoh to purgatory in that moment of glory. And getting to pluck out dentures every evening isn't a preferred lifestyle for a lady of your status.
Whereas I cannot dissuade you from going ahead with the planned holy matrimony, I would urge you to consider the action in view of this newly available information.
I am shortly forwarding the account of my dear bartender through the confidential inbox so that I may have a swallow on your account.

As always, am much obliged, your ladyship.
 
Aviator said:
Am humbled my dear good lady.
While I wouldn't want to create any ruction with our good old senile impotent Guoka @Field Marshal, I must point out that you should not let your emotions lead you into an abyss of disappoinment. Unbeknownst to you, our good friend happens to be the most uncouth piece of God's creation that you may ever encounter. Knowing you as an open minded damsel who doesn't shy away from expressing what you believe in, his dislike for independent thinkers is definitely one trait you will find very hard or damn impossible to cope with. Am sure you do not want to spent the rest of your life with an old geezer who views a woman as a repository for carnal emissions. Am sure you do not want to get to bed every night with someone who cannot rise to the occasion, and in the infinitesimal opportunity that he manages, you got to check the rhythm of the pacemaker every 3 seconds to ensure you don't appear in Breaking News as having dispersed that son of pharaoh to purgatory in that moment of glory. And getting to pluck out dentures every evening isn't a preferred lifestyle for a lady of your status.
Whereas I cannot dissuade you from going ahead with the planned holy matrimony, I would urge you to consider the action in view of this newly available information.
I am shortly forwarding the account of my dear bartender through the confidential inbox so that I may have a swallow on your account.

As always, am much obliged, your ladyship.
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You islander ?
 
Tiiga Waana said:
Being very conversant with how much you love the Lord, let me answer your innocent query with a verse from the holy scriptures:

Then the one whose name was Cleopas answered and said to Him, “Are You the only stranger in Jerusalem, and have You not known the things which happened there in these days?”

Looks like you are one of those who were unlucky to miss the memo to the effect that our very own @Aviator had the very desired and rare privilege of presiding over his Son’s coming of age rituals.
That, according to my very modest understanding of our traditions, bestows upon him one of the highest titles in the tribal pecking order.
He can now enjoy muratina and other beverages with total and unlimited abandon. What’s more, no virgin Girl in her right mind, would repulse his advances to be a junior wife!

As a matter of fact and for the very fact that @Aviator has successfully achieved this milestone, I am willing and ready to take his till number and buy two very cold ones in such a nice and warm evening.

@Aviator weka. Tunangoja. You have done the tribe and the Senate lots of good and best of luck to your adolescent Son.
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Weeeeeeeuuuh!

A great masterpiece that one.

However if you were to buy cold ones, he ain't alone.
 
Aviator said:
Am humbled my dear good lady.
While I wouldn't want to create any ruction with our good old senile impotent Guoka @Field Marshal, I must point out that you should not let your emotions lead you into an abyss of disappoinment. Unbeknownst to you, our good friend happens to be the most uncouth piece of God's creation that you may ever encounter. Knowing you as an open minded damsel who doesn't shy away from expressing what you believe in, his dislike for independent thinkers is definitely one trait you will find very hard or damn impossible to cope with. Am sure you do not want to spent the rest of your life with an old geezer who views a woman as a repository for carnal emissions. Am sure you do not want to get to bed every night with someone who cannot rise to the occasion, and in the infinitesimal opportunity that he manages, you got to check the rhythm of the pacemaker every 3 seconds to ensure you don't appear in Breaking News as having dispersed that son of pharaoh to purgatory in that moment of glory. And getting to pluck out dentures every evening isn't a preferred lifestyle for a lady of your status.
Whereas I cannot dissuade you from going ahead with the planned holy matrimony, I would urge you to consider the action in view of this newly available information.
I am shortly forwarding the account of my dear bartender through the confidential inbox so that I may have a swallow on your account.

As always, am much obliged, your ladyship.
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Munene what is a ladyship?
 
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