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Sir, if you could only write in English. Please, you can't gaffle a big portion of people and bore any fruit!. Which particular fruit do you want to bore?

Where will we stop?!

Chief Vitalstatistix of Asterix and Obelix on his shield.

William Ruto- Robbing Kenyans Since 1992.

But Sonko has agreed hiyo kaburi si ya mamake, no?

"onomatopoeically" hii ni kufanya nini?

And Waititi in Kiambu?!

Miti mbili, wueh no wonder.

Rubbish.

Will the West let you? You know Africa is their property, their source of raw materials, and Africa's leaders are there at the mercy of their white gods, don't you?

Hata Mimi.

Attention-seeking half-wit. He is behaving as if they are in a threesome relationship.

If you have to commit suicide si you please do us one last favour. Please let someone Wire you with explosives and go to our parliament. Utabarikiwa.

God help Kenya.

Wueh! Some young lives have just gone bad just like that! These ones will live to remember that spree. That first year girl is a real kunguru in the making.

How can we get that recipe?

Umbwa?!

And then kachabari.

Samoei backwards would sound like omoisi.

This just explains why Ruth never ever broach the corruption issue. He knows his weakness. It's like waving the bible in the face of the devil.