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Kijana alisikia the obscene amount the cop was demanding so early in the morning kichwa ikaruka. If you live in Kenya and has encountered the so-called police you would understand. Drivers have been known to run over these shits.

I have never had the privilege of having them.

I have always wanted to do this to these parasites. This clip fills me with joy. Kwanza that kick to the teeth has given me satisfaction. These policemen can make you wish you were not born. One stopped me on Mombasa road and claimed I was high, and I hadn't even taken one beer, yet he was...

Nitakuwa nyumba Yako nimekufuata unyo unyo kwenda kamakis kujibonda.

Now, this would be much ado about nothing were it not for the fact that Kenya is a Nation of Law and Order and our Laws and Statutes How I wish this was true. Ruto and his entire cabinet would be in jail.

I would be ashamed to utter those words out loud. There was a time that lamebrain thought Raila was the problem. This kind of thinking must be reserved for Kenya Kwanza.

:cautious:Am sure hata wewe umeshiba

We will look into these after renovating all the state lodges.

Yes. It does.

Mnabeba mpaka comedians, what would be the work of a comedian in such a trip?

Hii serikali itatuonyesha mambo. The other day they advised flood victims to go to higher grounds to be housed by their relatives. Why should we pay taxes?

I don't think many of us expect Ruto's running mate to be jagathi in 2027.

Na hata si ya maziwa, the idiot.

These poor sods should stay away from tv stations. It's painful watching them.

You are not alone. I have the same problem engaging with old senile low IQ baboons.

So they know who moved rivers and they just sat back and watched them, Mr. Know-it-all?

Jesus Lawd, please! Where did we go wrong?!

It seems the next election's slogans are being prepared, seeing as the hustler narrative and bottoms up nonsense is no longer fooling the masses. Wait until Ruto starts accusing his CSs of isolating him from his own government! They don't need sophisticated lies to convince mama mbogas.

They tax us to our necks and when it floods they tell us to move to higher grounds to live with our friends and relatives.