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  1. Elgin

    ADVANCE IMEIINGIA KATAMBE SASA

    Weka kesho
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    ADVANCE IMEIINGIA KATAMBE SASA

    Unakula mudfish na uko na 'atfance' Chukua Tilapia timam ya Naivasha ukule. Mudfish taste just like it appears,Mud!
  3. Elgin

    aob 23.09.2022

    Wewe umezoea mwarimo sana naona. Anyway, kids with drinking parents wako na shida kubwa sana. Kuna mmoja alishikwa na Smart vodka, akasema kwao kumejaa empty bottles za Mizinga in the backyard. Huyo alipewa a full month 'Kanjoring' na wazazi wakaitwa, what a shame!
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    CBC MANENOS

    Kuna day fulani my daughter in PP2 wameitishwa 2 Warus. Mwarimo wao alipata debe mbili ya waru design hiyo.
  5. Elgin

    One More Reason Uhuru Had to go

    Let the old granny rest well.
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    Protests in Naivasha over the killing of a fisherman by Lake Naivasha Coast Guard.

    Hao fishermen na bangi!Probably jamaa alitolea guard panga.
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    September is here. So is the nyege festival

    The Gandans gels got big labias like a Nazi soldier coat, but I hear they rains like the gods got a well in their repro. system. Hata lodging kuna juala kwa mattress.
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    Umhlanga festival is here,- Celebrating culture

    Hehe, Some of these ladies in the pics the tits are more fallen than their own mothers, Probably!Just a hogwash event to attract tourists across the globe,All the gals in the pics have been shafted from Swazi to the end of Arctic world, hapa ni wamama na kunuka tu!
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    Betrayal...

    You will cry for the rest of your life. Ulikataa kusoma kama wao, they are all done with you! Rudi shule, You rem one Maruge at 82? He toured the US sometime. Wewe utaona tu jets zikichora line mbili au nne above the sky in ur fucken life!.
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    Counterfeit Engine Oils

    No wonder my small car starts like an archaic engine in the morning! Noted some difference but ignored all the time!Nimeona watu wanasema afadhali OLA.
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    Governor Elect Mutula Kilonzo Jnr Car involved in nasty accident in Makueni.

    Ukambani any mishap ni kurogwa! I hear the guy wasn't in the ill fated vehicle.Anyway, if you must drive to Wote via Machakos road, Exercise some caution at Makongo, it is very clearly indicated! Your car blind spots will probably hide a whole oncoming car at those 'Meanders'!
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    Scary Stories From Ethiopian Air

    Pilots should chew some Jaba kama 150. Hio kitu unaweza zunguka around the world in 80 days bila mushkir.
  13. Elgin

    Sad story

    Hehe, hujui kupiga maji? few years ago nikiwa class 7, Fishermen in Naivasha would hire young boys nakuwapeleka in the middle of lake Naivasha wapige maji to scare fish into their snares.I was one of them. Unaruka ndani and swim around the nets kitu 30mins, ukichoka unalala kwa mgongo. Then...
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    The General Elections 2022

    Standard size on the right mkuu. fungua mecho.
  15. Elgin

    The General Elections 2022

    Lakini Kenyans wako na mchezo, Sasa Tabitha Kerecho, ataongea aseme nini kwa senyet?
  16. Elgin

    The General Elections 2022

    Sura tu unaona IQ ya giant bushhog.
  17. Elgin

    The General Elections 2022

    Maprincipal nimaflat tu wanainua mtu wangu.
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    The General Elections 2022

    We feel for the learners moreso the candidates !We are parents too and we want this confusion to come to an end as soon as possible. Hata nimechoka kukaa kwa nyumba na pipi!
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    A.O.B. Saturday, 13nd Aug 2022

    Our very own. Hii kazi achieni form 4 leavers wazae.
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    The General Elections 2022

    Raila anauma nje juu ya watu kama hawa.
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