This is Guka - Mayouts, Kwachuni (sic!) Reality Check..............

[MbitikaZetu]

Guka what course did you pursue at the university?

 

[Field Marshal]

Ask an older person to tell you about kimiiri (well that is what the greeks called the pestilence!), an outbreak that also decimated the Maasai in the mid to late 19th Century.

I suspect kimiiri was either smallpox or anthrax. Hata Wagikuyu walisonga kusonga.

 

[Field Marshal]

Guka what course did you pursue at the university?

Arguing.

 

[Field Marshal]

Why did you take a ⅓? Why not a tenth? Or a ½? What are the statistics of infection elsewhere that informed your ⅓?

Summary: Guka just pulled figures from his head to reassure himserof that he's not going alone.

IONs, where can I get some nice muratina? Mtungi moja.

Cucu Sasa ni nini? Si nimesema we make some random assumptions so that we can do some projections? In California the gavana estimates that 56% of the people there will be infected in the next few months so I wasn't being unreasonable...

 

[MbitikaZetu]

Arguing.

I thought you did something like Biochemistry

 

[BlackJew]

Uyu mzae @Field Marshal anakuanga na machungu na sisi mayutman.. Mzee kufa pekee yako... Bure kabisa.

 

[Field Marshal]

Juu mnakuwanga na ujuaji mwingi sana. Ni kama Kenya ni yenu pekee....

 

[BlackJew]

Juu mnakuwanga na ujuaji mwingi sana. Ni kama Kenya ni yenu pekee....

Nyinyi vile mmekwamilia izo ofisi mnataka tupate wapi kazi.. Shenzi sana... Mkiona computer mnaisha nguvu kwa magoti mnacollapse...hii corona imekuja kufagia deepstate wote from the government to the corporate world, which is mostly composed of wazee... Sande sana Yesu. Tutapata kazi sasa.

 

[Mr Black]

Hoping that basement IQ nigas still remember how to read

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To get more information from ministry of health about COVID-19 dial *719# or call 719.

Yaani the President, his CSs and all 47 governors do not see the absurdity in issuing 48 different emergency hotlines? And these ones are only meant for Covid19, there is 112, 999 to reach the police, every police station seems to have its own phone number, Guka how about you use your profound influence and extensive connections to lobby for a single dedicated national emergency line, government response depends on speedy reporting, one line for all emergencies.

 

[Aviator]

Cucu Sasa ni nini? Si nimesema we make some random assumptions so that we can do some projections? In California the gavana estimates that 56% of the people there will be infected in the next few months so I wasn't being unreasonable...

You remind me of a lecturer who used to formulate questions like "A small man weighing 1300kgs runs at an average speed of 230m/s over a distance of 6,800kms."

I would suggest you get the average statistics for the population infected worldwide and make your projections from there.

Also, note the difference in the meanings of the following statements:
1. 56% of people aged 19-50 are infected
2. People aged 19-50 comprise 56% of the infections.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Watu hawako sure of themselves wanaongeaga in plural. It is a form of compensation mechanism...like wakisema tutafanya wataogopwa.

Uyu mzae @Field Marshal anakuanga na machungu na sisi mayutman.. Mzee kufa pekee yako... Bure kabisa.