Field Marshal
Elder Lister
He he he he he! Hi little basement IQ shits? Mko poa? Xoxoxoxoxoxoxo!
Nimesema nijitolee kuwaelimisha juu ya hii kitu, corona. Almost all of you think you are immune to the virus, right? That it is only us old geezers that are gonna die? WRONG!
Tuanze na hapa. Even in the West where high-tech medical care is available, of ALL young people between 10-39 years who contract the virus, 0.2% DIE.
Now, I know you can't hack maths to save your little asses, so let me translate that for you. Of 1,000 young people between 10-39 years who contract corona in Europe, 2 DIE even when they get first-class treatment. If a million young people in the same age group contract the virus there, 2,000 die!
Now, remember this is in Europe where they have first-world medical care. Anybody who has respiratory distress (ok, ok, ako na shida ya kupumua, ngai, 8-4-4 kweli ilikuwa education system?) is easily put on a respirator or is taken to the ICU (Italy, over 5,000 ICU beds, Kenya, 250 ONLY). Hapa kwetu ni ulale kwa floor ya KNH uamuke na rigor mortis (oops, there I go again, kama umekufa, daah!)
Also remember in Europe they don't have 20% HIV-positive rates among sections of their youth, or 4% TB, or crazy levels of malaria, typhoid and malnutrition (just because you eat huge chunks of ugali doesn't mean you are not malnourished kijana! Did you ever learn about a balanced diet in 8fofo? No? You ferked for real!).
Now wacha niwaulize pole pole bila matusi and without kujifanya all-knowing kama vile nyinyi hujifanya (kaboom!); do you think the death rate will be higher in Kenya when the virus becomes endemic (ok, ok ikisambaa kote, Oh Lord, help your young people!) given our peculiar situation? I THINK SO.
So let's make some assumptions so that we can do some projections.
Let's say the death rate in our setting goes up to 0.4 per cent for young people between 10-39 years.
Because Kenya has 30 million people in this age group (yes, negroes, you breed like rats on steroids, eeeish!), let's say a third - 10 million - contract the virus between now and July, the next four months.
Do you know what the death toll will be? Of course you don't, ha ha ha ha, you can't do shit and you don't know shit! Maths, dude, maths!
Ok, ok, let's cut the name-calling, it ain't your fault you have a basement-level IQ. Nobody chooses his genes, I know..........
Well, a death rate of 0.4% translates to 4,000 deaths per million, or 40,000 deaths per 10,000,000. IN FOUR MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To put this in context, road accidents kill between 5,000-10,000 people in a year.
I was tempted to think that with the corona mayout death rate ujinga itapungua by half in Kenya, until I remembered that the rate among high IQ, wise wazees like me (65 and above) - Abba, Gashwin, MuttheK et al - will probably be 20% in Kenya among those who contract the virus. TOTAL GENOCIDE OF THE WISE!
Any mayout out there who can do the maths to see how many old people will die with a 20 per cent rate? Anybody? ANYBODY? Pwahahahahaha? Like there would be....ha ha ha!
Nimesema nijitolee kuwaelimisha juu ya hii kitu, corona. Almost all of you think you are immune to the virus, right? That it is only us old geezers that are gonna die? WRONG!
Tuanze na hapa. Even in the West where high-tech medical care is available, of ALL young people between 10-39 years who contract the virus, 0.2% DIE.
Now, I know you can't hack maths to save your little asses, so let me translate that for you. Of 1,000 young people between 10-39 years who contract corona in Europe, 2 DIE even when they get first-class treatment. If a million young people in the same age group contract the virus there, 2,000 die!
Now, remember this is in Europe where they have first-world medical care. Anybody who has respiratory distress (ok, ok, ako na shida ya kupumua, ngai, 8-4-4 kweli ilikuwa education system?) is easily put on a respirator or is taken to the ICU (Italy, over 5,000 ICU beds, Kenya, 250 ONLY). Hapa kwetu ni ulale kwa floor ya KNH uamuke na rigor mortis (oops, there I go again, kama umekufa, daah!)
Also remember in Europe they don't have 20% HIV-positive rates among sections of their youth, or 4% TB, or crazy levels of malaria, typhoid and malnutrition (just because you eat huge chunks of ugali doesn't mean you are not malnourished kijana! Did you ever learn about a balanced diet in 8fofo? No? You ferked for real!).
Now wacha niwaulize pole pole bila matusi and without kujifanya all-knowing kama vile nyinyi hujifanya (kaboom!); do you think the death rate will be higher in Kenya when the virus becomes endemic (ok, ok ikisambaa kote, Oh Lord, help your young people!) given our peculiar situation? I THINK SO.
So let's make some assumptions so that we can do some projections.
Let's say the death rate in our setting goes up to 0.4 per cent for young people between 10-39 years.
Because Kenya has 30 million people in this age group (yes, negroes, you breed like rats on steroids, eeeish!), let's say a third - 10 million - contract the virus between now and July, the next four months.
Do you know what the death toll will be? Of course you don't, ha ha ha ha, you can't do shit and you don't know shit! Maths, dude, maths!
Ok, ok, let's cut the name-calling, it ain't your fault you have a basement-level IQ. Nobody chooses his genes, I know..........
Well, a death rate of 0.4% translates to 4,000 deaths per million, or 40,000 deaths per 10,000,000. IN FOUR MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To put this in context, road accidents kill between 5,000-10,000 people in a year.
I was tempted to think that with the corona mayout death rate ujinga itapungua by half in Kenya, until I remembered that the rate among high IQ, wise wazees like me (65 and above) - Abba, Gashwin, MuttheK et al - will probably be 20% in Kenya among those who contract the virus. TOTAL GENOCIDE OF THE WISE!
Any mayout out there who can do the maths to see how many old people will die with a 20 per cent rate? Anybody? ANYBODY? Pwahahahahaha? Like there would be....ha ha ha!
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