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EXCERPTS
POWER GAMES: How the Uhuruto Bromance Ended and Raila Became an Insider
By The FlyOnTheWall
EXCLUSIVE
"In December 2017, a group of Kenya Power employees were deployed to sort out an electrical problem at the Deputy President's official residence at Karen. The lights had been flickering on and off, and the installed generator was not working well. The KP contingent quickly rectified the problem - allegedly a wrongly installed fuse that kept tripping - and left after a few hours' inspection of the electrical system of the entire building, built by the Kibaki administration on a 10-acre plot at a cost of Sh500 million. "
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"At a listening post in a safe house about 200 metres away, a Chinese government electronics engineer known only as Zhang contracted by a senior intelligence officer was delighted with the KP team's work. His client, he reported back, could now hear virtually every loo in the DP's residence flush if he so wanted. And every conversation. The KP team - in reality a special electronics' intelligence squad trained by the Israelis and the Chinese - had done a superb job."
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“The problem with the Ruto faction is that it is in the most a motley crew of loud, unsophisticated makangas who like shooting from the hip before thinking,” the suave, top Jubilee official told The FlyOnTheWall. “They are totally devoid of the art of statecraft and the science of politics. Who in their right mind talks crap, real shit, about the president, his family and even worse, his mother, while seated in a top government office in this day and age of wiretaps and cellphones? Do they think the Kalenjin language is some sort of unbreakable code which the rest of us can’t understand?”
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"Kutukanwa sii hoja. Hiyo tumezoea. Lakini familia yangu jameni?," he fumed, as some of his top officials fidgeted uncomfortably. "What has my mother done or said to anybody? Why this level of disloyalty and betrayal? Riu uyu niwe mundu tukuruta nake wira kweri Muhoho witu? (Is this the person am supposed to work with really my brother Muhoho?)" Yaani mtu anakalisha watu yake chini usiku kusema eti ni yeye president na ni yeye ameleta hii maendeleo tumefanya, na mchana ni kundanganya nchi tuko pamoja? Hey, Kibicho, mukuona twike atia? (Hey, Kibicho, mnaona tufanye nini?)"
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"Mr President, sir, my honest opinion is that removing Ruto at this time will be counter-productive," the burly Cabinet Secretary known for his no-nonsense approach to issues said. "Tuwache ajikaange na mafuta yake. But Mr President we can deal with all the noise-makers around him if you want."
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EXPLOSIVE, EARTH-SHATTERING, EXCLUSIVE STUFF!
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POWER GAMES: How the Uhuruto Bromance Ended and Raila Became an Insider
By The FlyOnTheWall
EXCLUSIVE
"In December 2017, a group of Kenya Power employees were deployed to sort out an electrical problem at the Deputy President's official residence at Karen. The lights had been flickering on and off, and the installed generator was not working well. The KP contingent quickly rectified the problem - allegedly a wrongly installed fuse that kept tripping - and left after a few hours' inspection of the electrical system of the entire building, built by the Kibaki administration on a 10-acre plot at a cost of Sh500 million. "
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"At a listening post in a safe house about 200 metres away, a Chinese government electronics engineer known only as Zhang contracted by a senior intelligence officer was delighted with the KP team's work. His client, he reported back, could now hear virtually every loo in the DP's residence flush if he so wanted. And every conversation. The KP team - in reality a special electronics' intelligence squad trained by the Israelis and the Chinese - had done a superb job."
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“The problem with the Ruto faction is that it is in the most a motley crew of loud, unsophisticated makangas who like shooting from the hip before thinking,” the suave, top Jubilee official told The FlyOnTheWall. “They are totally devoid of the art of statecraft and the science of politics. Who in their right mind talks crap, real shit, about the president, his family and even worse, his mother, while seated in a top government office in this day and age of wiretaps and cellphones? Do they think the Kalenjin language is some sort of unbreakable code which the rest of us can’t understand?”
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"Kutukanwa sii hoja. Hiyo tumezoea. Lakini familia yangu jameni?," he fumed, as some of his top officials fidgeted uncomfortably. "What has my mother done or said to anybody? Why this level of disloyalty and betrayal? Riu uyu niwe mundu tukuruta nake wira kweri Muhoho witu? (Is this the person am supposed to work with really my brother Muhoho?)" Yaani mtu anakalisha watu yake chini usiku kusema eti ni yeye president na ni yeye ameleta hii maendeleo tumefanya, na mchana ni kundanganya nchi tuko pamoja? Hey, Kibicho, mukuona twike atia? (Hey, Kibicho, mnaona tufanye nini?)"
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"Mr President, sir, my honest opinion is that removing Ruto at this time will be counter-productive," the burly Cabinet Secretary known for his no-nonsense approach to issues said. "Tuwache ajikaange na mafuta yake. But Mr President we can deal with all the noise-makers around him if you want."
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EXPLOSIVE, EARTH-SHATTERING, EXCLUSIVE STUFF!
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