This is Guka - Aaaaaaaaai!

[Field Marshal]

Ungesema kitu 21 to 25. Hiyo range umepeana is notorious for women suffering with mental issues kama Bipolar, Schizophrenia na depression. Brats should be the least of your worries. Unaokota babes msafi kwa kalocal, unachapa round kadhaa, village threshold inawezana, halafu unalala. Ukiamka asubuhi unapata mtu amekukondolea macho nyekundu, manywele zimesimama, halafu anaanza kupiga nduru. Be safe out there, Guoks.

Wueh, boss, si umekapitia? Leta hekaya omwami, fungua roho....

 

[Field Marshal]

Kuwekea mresh biashara ya smokies doesn't entitle you to have your shrivelled balls licked perennially...
Aaaaaargh!

Unataka nikuwekee gani bibi wetu?

 

[Silhouette]

Ni lazima ajue kufunga nappies?

 

[Denis Young]

Wueh, boss, si umekapitia? Leta hekaya omwami, fungua roho....

Usitake jua. I am just going to say this. If the lady you meet has sharp highs and lows wewe jua anameza matembe to keep her on the straight and narrow. Avoid Guka. Avoid.

 

[mzeiya]

There's hope

 

[Kdawg254]

There's hope
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I couldn’t tell by looking at his bank statement more like!!