This is Guka - Aaaaaaaaai!

[Field Marshal]

Najaribu kutafuta a mature 25-32 year old lady without a kid nimuwekee biachara kidogo huku Kikuyu awe kama manager-cum-MWK wa Guka & Sons Enterprises chini ya maji.

Tukielewana nimgonge tutoto tuwili nifunge chapter.

Shock on me.

Every bitch I am getting is coming with at least one or two brats in tow.

I know we have discussed singo mathas endlessly, so that's not the issue. The issue is, when did we normalise bastards mpaka 98pc of women think it's OK to have them? Hii ujinga ya Bleks wa Yues tulikubali lini especially sisi meno-browns? Yaani kila bitch imezaa bana!

Now I am realistic. In this day and age, sex Iko Kila mahali. I am not looking for a virgin.

But kuna condoms, oral contraceptives, P2, etc. Mbona mtu apanue bila kinga?

Aaaaarrrrggghhh!

 

[QuadroK4000]

Najaribu kutafuta a mature 25-32 year old lady without a kid nimuwekee biachara kidogo huku Kikuyu awe kama manager-cum-MWK wa Guka & Sons Enterprises chini ya maji.

Tukielewana nimgonge tutoto tuwili nifunge chapter.

Shock on me.

Every bitch I am getting is coming with at least one or two brats in tow.

I know we have discussed singo mathas endlessly, so that's not the issue. The issue is, when did we normalise bastards mpaka 98pc of women think it's OK to have them? Hii ujinga ya Bleks wa Yues tulikubali lini especially sisi meno-browns? Yaani kila bitch imezaa bana!

Now I am realistic. In this day and age, sex Iko Kila mahali. I am not looking for a virgin.

But kuna condoms, oral contraceptives, P2, etc. Mbona mtu apanue bila kinga?

Aaaaarrrrggghhh!

You are looking for girls in the wrong places.

 

[Field Marshal]

You are looking for girls in the wrong places.

Sasa unaona umesema kitu ya maana sana, eeeeh? What are the right places?

Shenji!

 

[Ramiran]

A 25-32 female without brats is a high value woman in .ke, she will be looking for rich high value men

 

[Ole Waru]

 

[Kasaman]

Najaribu kutafuta a mature 25-32 year old lady without a kid nimuwekee biachara kidogo huku Kikuyu awe kama manager-cum-MWK wa Guka & Sons Enterprises chini ya maji.

Tukielewana nimgonge tutoto tuwili nifunge chapter.

Shock on me.

Every bitch I am getting is coming with at least one or two brats in tow.

I know we have discussed singo mathas endlessly, so that's not the issue. The issue is, when did we normalise bastards mpaka 98pc of women think it's OK to have them? Hii ujinga ya Bleks wa Yues tulikubali lini especially sisi meno-browns? Yaani kila bitch imezaa bana!

Now I am realistic. In this day and age, sex Iko Kila mahali. I am not looking for a virgin.

But kuna condoms, oral contraceptives, P2, etc. Mbona mtu apanue bila kinga?

Aaaaarrrrggghhh!

Its damn hot, can't afford a smile in my face !
Cast your net wider, itafika turkana ?

 

[wrongturn]

Najaribu kutafuta a mature 25-32 year old lady without a kid nimuwekee biachara kidogo huku Kikuyu awe kama manager-cum-MWK wa Guka & Sons Enterprises chini ya maji.

Tukielewana nimgonge tutoto tuwili nifunge chapter.

Shock on me.

Every bitch I am getting is coming with at least one or two brats in tow.

I know we have discussed singo mathas endlessly, so that's not the issue. The issue is, when did we normalise bastards mpaka 98pc of women think it's OK to have them? Hii ujinga ya Bleks wa Yues tulikubali lini especially sisi meno-browns? Yaani kila bitch imezaa bana!

Now I am realistic. In this day and age, sex Iko Kila mahali. I am not looking for a virgin.

But kuna condoms, oral contraceptives, P2, etc. Mbona mtu apanue bila kinga?

Aaaaarrrrggghhh!

Mzee tulia, a 25-32 girl with no kid(s) will not be looking out for old geezers, They are more attracted to their peers and are keen to establish long lasting and fruitful relationships.
Such girls exist, they are simply not interested in you or your kind

Most likely your neighborhood is filled with folks from broken families or kids raised under single parents .Such kids when they become of age tend to continue the lineage of single parenthood, they don't value relationships and most due to poverty are oblivious to the fact they can get pregnant.

 

[Field Marshal]

A 25-32 female without brats is a high value woman in .ke, she will be looking for rich high value men

Are you calling me a pesant? Are you? ARE YOU?

 

[Field Marshal]

I like the way brokeass negroes are consoling themselves here, eti PYTs don't have time for geezers like me.

Newsflash: Sisi ndiyo kusema.

Young ladies know we loaded, we are mature, and we don't give too much trouble. Ni kashot kamoja every other week 10k inaanguka (Mzito CK set the std).

I can get an 19-year old to lick my balls (eeeew!) this evening.

Of course what you guys didn't understand is that I am looking for a smart, business-wise lady who's gonna help look after my empire, not a cum-dump. Those are a 100-bob a dozen!

Shenji!

 

[Cortedivoire]

The best strategy is to target clubs around universities. Utapata learned pre wall soft meat. Gilbeys na fries imetosha to taste the waters

 

[Relic Hunter]

Mzee enda pale K.U park your armoured Nissan wingroad with heated and cooled seats and sunroof. Wekelea your leg Kwa dashboard, Ladies will fly to you like bees

 

[K bilo]

Man has to dare to dream. For as long as there’s a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living

 

[wrongturn]

I can get an 19-year old to lick my balls (eeeew!) this evening

unless ni hood rats.

 

[Field Marshal]

The best strategy is to target clubs around universities. Utapata learned pre wall soft meat. Gilbeys na fries imetosha to taste the waters

Now we are talking. Wachana na Hawa wengine....

 

[Field Marshal]

Mzee ends pale K.U park your armoured Nissan wingroad with heated and cooled seats and sunroof. Wekelea your leg Kwa dashboard, Ladies will fly to you like bees

 

[Field Marshal]

unless ni hood rats.

As long as they lick....

 

[X-TRAIL]

all the best guoks

 

[Denis Young]

Ungesema kitu 21 to 25. Hiyo range umepeana is notorious for women suffering with mental issues kama Bipolar, Schizophrenia na depression. Brats should be the least of your worries. Unaokota babes msafi kwa kalocal, unachapa round kadhaa, village threshold inawezana, halafu unalala. Ukiamka asubuhi unapata mtu amekukondolea macho nyekundu, manywele zimesimama, halafu anaanza kupiga nduru. Be safe out there, Guoks.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Ungesema kitu 21 to 25. Hiyo range umepeana is notorious for women suffering with mental issues kama Bipolar, Schizophrenia na depression. Brats should be the least of your worries. Unaokota babes msafi kwa kalocal, unachapa round kadhaa, village threshold inawezana, halafu unalala. Ukiamka asubuhi unapata mtu amekukondolea macho nyekundu, manywele zimesimama, halafu anaanza kupiga nduru. Be safe out there, Guoks.

Ok.

 

[Karma_mama]

Najaribu kutafuta a mature 25-32 year old lady without a kid nimuwekee biachara kidogo huku Kikuyu awe kama manager-cum-MWK wa Guka & Sons Enterprises chini ya maji.

Tukielewana nimgonge tutoto tuwili nifunge chapter.

Shock on me.

Every bitch I am getting is coming with at least one or two brats in tow.

I know we have discussed singo mathas endlessly, so that's not the issue. The issue is, when did we normalise bastards mpaka 98pc of women think it's OK to have them? Hii ujinga ya Bleks wa Yues tulikubali lini especially sisi meno-browns? Yaani kila bitch imezaa bana!

Now I am realistic. In this day and age, sex Iko Kila mahali. I am not looking for a virgin.

But kuna condoms, oral contraceptives, P2, etc. Mbona mtu apanue bila kinga?

Aaaaarrrrggghhh!

Kuwekea mresh biashara ya smokies doesn't entitle you to have your shrivelled balls licked perennially...
Aaaaaargh!