Animal Phobia.... Tell me about yours

[Mwalimu-G]

You are nosy

Wewe huwezi enda kuokoa jirani wakipiga mayowe?

 

[Eye Candy]

Kunguni. I develop anaphylaxis if i get bitten by one. Macho inakaa kama ya mchinku. Nikija kwako halafu i spend the night there niskie kakitu kanadunga hata kama sio kunguni, i walk.

Siku ingine tulikuwa tunaenda coast... Tulipanda zile basi za modern coast...
My friend tuliumwaumwa.
. Ilibidi tutolee nguo nje vile tulifika... That was the end of me kupanda basi ... Hope they changed.

 

[Eye Candy]

Wewe huwezi enda kuokoa jirani wakipiga mayowe?

Don't even turn this on me

 

[Liberty]

Mimi ni mende tu ndio sipendi

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Don't even turn this on me

I am not. innocent question.

 

[Eye Candy]

Mimi ni mende tu ndio sipendi

Sidhani kuna mtu anapenda....

 

[Condor]

He he....when I was a very young bachelor I brought a new girl home. I left her in the sitting room and went to the shop for some milk and soda. In my absence my neighbours cat walked in as it was used to when I came home. when i came back from the duka my dear was standing on the sofa hyperventilating. She was restless the whole of her stay, even after sending away the cat and several assurances.

Happened to me nikiwa campo, i used to have a cat as a pet so kuna huyu dem nilimchocha venye niko na movie kali acome tuwatch. Dem amaketi kwa bed the cat ikatokea and started purring on her legs wacha msichana wa mtu aruke juu hadi akaangusha laptop ikavunjika hinge moja. I was a turn off i stop chasing her from that day.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Happened to me nikiwa campo, i used to have a cat as a pet so kuna huyu dem nilimchocha venye niko na movie kali acome tuwatch. Dem amaketi kwa bed the cat ikatokea and started purring on her legs wacha msichana wa mtu aruke juu hadi akaangusha laptop ikavunjika hinge moja. I was a turn off i stop chasing her from that day.

You should have understood.

 

[Eng'iti]

Mimi ni mende tu ndio sipendi

 

[mZENDE]

Hairy Putthy.
chuma ya doshi hukataa kusimama

Unaogopa afro?

 

[Liberty]

Hairy Putthy.
chuma hukataa kusimama

Na ukifunga maitho?

 

[Cabaye Captain]

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Btw kuna dawa poa za mende? Hizi vitu zina reack havoc kwa my bedsitter

 

[Liberty]

dawa poa za mende?

Nazionanga hadi kwa pub, irrespective how clean that pub is. Sijui kwanini zinapenda guiness

 

[X-TRAIL]

Nazionanga hadi kwa pub, irrespective how clean that pub is. Sijui kwanini zinapenda guiness

 

[BlackJew]

Kwani hakuna mtu amewai kimbizwa na doggy apa... Kwanza yenye imevutishwa bangi banae...

 

[Kirwa]

Mimi chura na nyoka ndio naogopa sana.kuna siku chura ilikam kwa ploti nilikuwa naishi,kulikuwa na wamama tupu mimi ndio nilkuwa mwanaume tu.Nikaskia wamathe wananiita kuja haraka.Wueh nilipata chura ingine kubwa inainua kichwa ni kama inafanya push ups.Niliitoa tu heshima isishuke but ndani nilikuwa natetemeka ile noma.

 

[X-TRAIL]

Kuna siku nimevaa helmet ya nduthi jioni wacha chawa ziniactie asubuhi mini afro ilitolewa kwa kinyozi

 

[MbitikaZetu]

There was this girl who worked in the hardware of a mhindi. She rented my servant's quarter. One early evening I heard a commotion from her place and going near I found this mhindi (the brother of her employer) standing on the sofa only in his boxers telling the girl who was only in a lesso piga, piga, ua. I asked ni nini and I was told ni nyoka. I took the broomstick she had and found the ka one and a half foot snake in the corner and killed it. I couldn't help noticing there was a used cond on the coffee table.

Na gathee gaka nîûtûrîkîte mûno matukû aya. Kaî arî kî urahûthîra kîragûthûûkîra?

 

[MbitikaZetu]

Kunguni. I develop anaphylaxis if i get bitten by one. Macho inakaa kama ya mchinku. Nikija kwako halafu i spend the night there niskie kakitu kanadunga hata kama sio kunguni, i walk.

Unaenda Kwa mwanaume kufanya nini?

 

[emali]

mimi na wadudu hatupatani esp those flying greenn monsters called mantises