Animal Phobia.... Tell me about yours

[Eye Candy]

Hakuna kitu naogopa kama kulukulu....(bata mzinga) My granpa used to keep them and nikiwa mdogo one chased me ... Wueh, from that day naziogopanga.

Came across this video nikakumbuka.wazungu wanakuanga na vituko... Hehe.

 

[Meria]

Hairy Putthy.
chuma ya doshi hukataa kusimama

 

[Abba]

Pit latrines

 

[Mwalimu-G]

He he....when I was a very young bachelor I brought a new girl home. I left her in the sitting room and went to the shop for some milk and soda. In my absence my neighbours cat walked in as it was used to when I came home. when i came back from the duka my dear was standing on the sofa hyperventilating. She was restless the whole of her stay, even after sending away the cat and several assurances.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Hairy Putthy.
chuma ya doshi hukataa kusimama

hii si animal.

 

[ShabbaRanks]

Mimi naogopa mnyama fulani inaitwa homo sapiens. Very dangerous and destructive animal, hata simba ikimuona inapiga about turn inapotelea mitini.

 

[123tokambio]

Pit latrines

Huyo ni mnyama gani?

 

[Eye Candy]

Huyo ni mnyama gani?

Never take understanding for granted

 

[Mwendawazimu]

MENDE!!!!!

 

[Eye Candy]

MENDE!!!!!

So you are the kind of men hupanda juu ya stool ama kiti mkiona mende?? I always find that funny

 

[Mwalimu-G]

There was this girl who worked in the hardware of a mhindi. She rented my servant's quarter. One early evening I heard a commotion from her place and going near I found this mhindi (the brother of her employer) standing on the sofa only in his boxers telling the girl who was only in a lesso piga, piga, ua. I asked ni nini and I was told ni nyoka. I took the broomstick she had and found the ka one and a half foot snake in the corner and killed it. I couldn't help noticing there was a used cond on the coffee table.

 

[Eye Candy]

There was this girl who worked in the hardware of a mhindi. She rented my servant's quarter. One early evening I heard a commotion from her place and going near I found this mhindi (the brother of her employer) standing on the sofa only in his boxers telling the girl who was only in a lesso piga, piga, ua. I asked ni nini and I was told ni nyoka. I took the broomstick she had and found the ka one and a half foot snake in the corner and killed it. I couldn't help noticing there was a used cond on the coffee table.

You are nosy

 

[upepo]

He he....when I was a very young bachelor I brought a new girl home. I left her in the sitting room and went to the shop for some milk and soda. In my absence my neighbours cat walked in as it was used to when I came home. when i came back from the duka my dear was standing on the sofa hyperventilating. She was restless the whole of her stay, even after sending away the cat and several assurances.

You left out some juicy detail. You most likely faced issues chasing after the cat that was left behind.

 

[Meria]

hii si animal.

its a kanyau

 

[Aviator]

I couldn't help noticing there was a tiny used cond on the coffee table.

Fiskd

 

[Mwendawazimu]

You left out some juicy detail. You most likely faced issues chasing after the cat that was left behind.

Alikula bakshish za muhindi.

 

[YoungD]

There was this girl who worked in the hardware of a mhindi. She rented my servant's quarter. One early evening I heard a commotion from her place and going near I found this mhindi (the brother of her employer) standing on the sofa only in his boxers telling the girl who was only in a lesso piga, piga, ua. I asked ni nini and I was told ni nyoka. I took the broomstick she had and found the ka one and a half foot snake in the corner and killed it. I couldn't help noticing there was a used cond on the coffee table.

na ukaoshwa mecho, mbona unawacha hiyo part?

 

[Mwalimu-G]

nu

Alikula bakshish za muhindi.

Nugu

 

[Budspencer]

Kunguni. I develop anaphylaxis if i get bitten by one. Macho inakaa kama ya mchinku. Nikija kwako halafu i spend the night there niskie kakitu kanadunga hata kama sio kunguni, i walk.

 

[YoungD]

Kunguni. I develop anaphylaxis if i get bitten by one. Nikija kwako halafu niske kakitu kanadunga hata kama sio kunguni, i walk

Pia mimi kunguni are my worst nightmares. lived in Dubai for a while and those devils are like a plague huko yaani. I can even tell a place kuna kunguni just by the way they smell hata bila kuziona.