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Duke of Busia

Elder Lister
Something is wrong and the government can't seem to own up and act accordingly. In a country of upto 50 million people we have 200+ positive confirmed cases yet in Nigeria where they had a patient zero even before us they only have 400+ cases against 200 million citizens
 

Othello

Elder Lister
This is the painful truth kina govt spokespersons along these streets wouldn't want to see. I stopped listening to Kagwe's pressers after I realized they have no plan. Just announcing numbers ain't helping us!! Fucking show us your plan. If things changed immediately after the first case was announced, how will the lives of people ever get to normal? Through announcing numbers?
 

Ngimanene na Muchere

Elder Lister
We do not fear Corona.... Infact I am meeting up with some friends for lunch and later on I'm having some friends over for whiskey through the night..... Corona should fear us instead
 

Nattydread

Elder Lister
Something is wrong and the government can't seem to own up and act accordingly. In a country of upto 50 million people we have 200+ positive confirmed cases yet in Nigeria where they had a patient zero even before us they only have 400+ cases against 200 million citizens
Both Kenya and Nigeria are lying, whether deliberately or out of ignorance.
 

It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
My conspiracy theory:
We had not a single case. Then WHO announced 7 Billion and boom. Patients all over...
Akina @Pirate of carribean and co. are isolated and quarantined. Every day they come for those who have tested 'positive' for total isolation and treatment. Where no one know. After two weeks a guy is told you are corona free...sign here and here,put your thumbprint here and attach a copy of your identity documents here. You now owe the facility so so much.
In the meantime,100Million is supposedly to be given to rieng' and company to produce more vulgar songs. Supposedly.
And numbers must be seen to increase to keep attracting the money.

Do you know that in the middle of all this,Kenya received 2 Billion from FAO to fight locusts?

Nitang'ang'ana na hali yangu ngìcekehagio nì makwa!
 

Mwalimu-G

Elder Lister
Which plan? There isn't a cure for this, those who tested positive and we're isolated, told us hakuna dawa wanapewa, ni kuangaliwa na macho Kinga yako ya mwili ikupiganie
Au upewe Hydrochloroquine.....The doctors themselves have said what they give you is supportive care that will keep your body in optimal condition to fight for itself such as rehydration.
 

Mwendawazimu

Elder Lister
My conspiracy theory:
We had not a single case. Then WHO announced 7 Billion and boom. Patients all over...
Akina @Pirate of carribean and co. are isolated and quarantined. Every day they come for those who have tested 'positive' for total isolation and treatment. Where no one know. After two weeks a guy is told you are corona free...sign here and here,put your thumbprint here and attach a copy of your identity documents here. You now owe the facility so so much.
In the meantime,100Million is supposedly to be given to rieng' and company to produce more vulgar songs. Supposedly.
And numbers must be seen to increase to keep attracting the money.

Do you know that in the middle of all this,Kenya received 2 Billion from FAO to fight locusts?

Nitang'ang'ana na hali yangu ngìcekehagio nì makwa!
Where do you think the 100 m for artists is coming from? The 2 b
Do we care about locusts anymore? I think konyagi amedai hiyo ni mboga.tuteremshe na sip za sanitizer
I won't be surprised if China has already loaned us some money to fight covid and well be told hiyo pesa isha isha.
 
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