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    County Assembly

    Umeffi tupu leo
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    Shida ya kusahau. Am I the only one?

    Hehe. Happy birthday Okiya. Niliona ulivote 1992 nikajua you are a fossil. @Liberty niko tu humu humu.
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    Young people, there's more to life beyond formal employment

    Thats the thing. Hii empowerment ya kupewa wheelbarrows ni umeffi ya hali ya juu. We need solid plans to boost SMEs huko mashinani.
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    BE MINDFUL OF WHERE YOU PARK YOUR JALOPY!

    Juu hatutaki line za upuss kama za supermarket, where someone is paying for a 120sh bill delaying people juu hiyo Chingchong phone yake is slow kwa mpesa menu. Believe me, if they accept Mpesa payments that que will be longer kuliko za banks, and most people will just leave to seek...
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    Young people, there's more to life beyond formal employment

    A very pretty lady, Wow. Too sad angekuwa Nairobi most likely angekuwa pale tagged akitafuta wanaume, juu ya kukosa kazi. We seriously need these Mikokotenis and wheelbarrows to beat youth unemployment.
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    Once upon a time we had a working public transport system

    Im sure hiyo crew ya Kayole Chokaa route will buy these busses immediately cash money. There is a deficit of old buses in that route, na zinapendwa na watu coz they are cheap.
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    TBT. Waalimu ebu kujeni hapa

    Upuss. The only leading Day schools in 047 was Jamhuri and Upperhill. Hizo zingine ni za majangili wa D+ kuteremka, and private schools za cerelac boys who couldnt cope with the hardcore life ya boarding schools.
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    KAMAWANA'S MILITARY TAKEOVER

    Si PR boss. They dismantled that water racket ring business in Nasra Estate, the biggest customers of those water bowsers. Maji ilikuja one week nonstop, watu wakaona nikama wanaota. Badi is working.
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    Succeed Newest Shape

    Ndio nashangaa whats wrong with you people. This is a picture that has been doing rounds kwa internet of a souped up Probox.
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    Qweshen

    Mazda huwa zinadharauliwa sana, kwanza CX5. Somebody with a C200 KAT atapewa more respect
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    Nairobi

    Jogoo road ni ya mahustler, most people dont own cars. Ata Traffic husonga asubuhi compared to Mombasa road.
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    Entitled UNICEF Expat Amejua Hajui

    Ndio maana kama unafanya in a blue chip company, you dont indicate on your profile where you work, and unacheza chini sana on what you post. Some guy in a very religious firm was fired juu alipost picha akiwa huko 1824 akilewa na kuvuta sheesha. Sheesha was back then declared illegal. It was a...
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    is miraa/mogoka a stimulant

    Acha kupanda Manganya. Wewe ni Mzee, rika yako iko City Shuttle/ KBS/ Utimo
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    Challenges facing local artists

    Tulichoka sana. Kila mtu amekuwa producer eastlands, producing useless songs trying to get some few bits of fame, hoping for a breakthrough kama akina Ethic. Corona has made things worse, they have now time to fleece these upcoming musicians. Last month alone we have received more than 100 new...
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    Headlights UV protector

    Msanii. 0782285787. He is based in Kirinyaga Road here are samples, you can also contact them https://jiji.co.ke/sellerpage-2255026 >>> headlight tints
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    Headlights UV protector

    Nowadays there is a plastic film that you add once you wash the headlights with that machine. Im sure you have seen some cars with shinning headlights. You can choose the colour you want. Costs around 2k.
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