Animal Phobia.... Tell me about yours

mzeiya

Elder Lister
Was once chased by a dog as a kid hadi I traversed two estates; Outerring and Buru Buru. Nakwambia hiyo corner ya phase one nilipiga vi-sharp hadi goti likaguza chini.
Since then, PTSD has made me want nothing to do with them bitches
 
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It's Me Scumbag

Elder Lister
Kwani hakuna mtu amewai kimbizwa na doggy apa... Kwanza yenye imevutishwa bangi banae...
This one...
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Every time I see particular breed,all I want is kick it. Hard. Had just moved to new neighbourhood and on the very first evening,I made an acquittance with two of these dogs. Belonged to a neighbour. Never seen that kind before.
Then they came for me. I guess they sensed fear.
There I was,fearfully running from demons and the damned things snipping at my heels. Bolt has no idea what a dash is...
Of course,I restored the balance of power later on thru a series of kicks, sticks and stones,but every time I see that dog,it reminds me of an episode I have tried for years to forget.
Si ati naogopa mbwa,I keep my distance with them,but hako kaumbwa,makes the sadist in me want to make a cameo.
 

Ubongo

Elder Lister
Ogopa siafu, especially kama ulikuwa umelala chiiini kwa grass zinaingia Kwa nguo tu pole pole. The funny thing is that they take their time before they start unleashing their full demons. Wooooow unto you if are in a public place or with people when they start biting. Unatoa moja kama imekatalia kwa nyama inakatika inaacha kichwa yake kama bado imekatalia kwa nyama. Kabla hujapoa wanakuattack kwa mwili yote. Itabidi ukimbie uende washrooms kutoa nguo.
Wenye wamelelewa kwa cucu zao , zile nyumba hazina floor ya cement can attest especially when it rained. Wanakuja usiku kama mumelala. Ogopa safari ants.
 

Othello

Elder Lister
Snakes, chameleons, frogs
When I was in high sch, nlienda kuvaa kiatu and my foot felt there was something soft inside. So I had to pick the shoe and shake it. Chura akatoka. Ata sai I don't want to remember the experience. Izo vitu ni cursed!!
 
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