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I don't know kama nilikula chura boiro ama cat roadkill kwa mkahawa fulani but the last two days have been, er, er, er epic. At least 58 watery choo visits.

Other symptoms have been episodic below-the-navel pains lasting a minute or so every 20 minutes or so, what we call spasms. A bit of nausea too.

I dont want to go to hospital, given my years, because I could contract the big C.

Kindly urgently suggest some home remedies. I am currently on lots of water, fruits (non-citric) and white Uji.

Asante. I have to go. I REALLY HAVE TO GO NOW!🤣🤣🤣
 
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I don't know kama nilikula chura boiro ama cat roadkill kwa mkahawa fulani but the last two days have been, er, er, er epic. At least 58 watery choo visits.

Other symptoms have been episodic below-the-navel pains lasting a minute or so every 20 minutes or so, what we call spasms. A bit of nausea too.

I dont want to go to hospital, given my years, because I could contract the big C.

Kindly urgently suggest some home remedies. I am currently on lots of water, fruits (non-citric) and white Uji.

Asante. I have to go. I REALLY HAVE TO GO NOW!🤣🤣🤣
GO! go go go.....
 
I don't know kama nilikula chura boiro ama cat roadkill kwa mkahawa fulani but the last two days have been, er, er, er epic. At least 58 watery choo visits.

Other symptoms have been episodic below-the-navel pains lasting a minute or so every 20 minutes or so, what we call spasms. A bit of nausea too.

I dont want to go to hospital, given my years, because I could contract the big C.

Kindly urgently suggest some home remedies. I am currently on lots of water, fruits (non-citric) and white Uji.

Asante. I have to go. I REALLY HAVE TO GO NOW!🤣🤣🤣
Enda hosi relic.
Hapa sioni ukisaidiwa
 
Apart from kuhara continuously I was very much okay. Infact its Luther who scared me more when he told me that he had had two cholera fatalities that week in the hospital he works. Immediately I went to hospital na when I told that triage doctor my symptoms and how long I had them, it was treated as an emergency
Waaaah, wacha kuniscare. Let me do more water for a start...
 
Niliugua cholera for 5 days in 2017 after a meal. Its after inboxing @Luther12 ndio nilijua it was cholera nikaenda hosi mbio mbio. Signs were like yours kuhara hara
No, that was gastroenteritis... In cholera you manifest with frequent and exaggerated vomiting and diarrhea, actually within 6hrs if no medical intervention is done, you die of hypovolemic shock
 
No, that was gastroenteritis... In cholera you manifest with frequent and exaggerated vomiting and diarrhea, actually within 6hrs if no medical intervention is done, you die of hypovolemic shock

Well sijui gastroenteritis ndio nini. But in my case there was no vomiting. The results of lab test was that it was cholera.
 
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