Field Marshal
Elder Lister
I don't know kama nilikula chura boiro ama cat roadkill kwa mkahawa fulani but the last two days have been, er, er, er epic. At least 58 watery choo visits.
Other symptoms have been episodic below-the-navel pains lasting a minute or so every 20 minutes or so, what we call spasms. A bit of nausea too.
I dont want to go to hospital, given my years, because I could contract the big C.
Kindly urgently suggest some home remedies. I am currently on lots of water, fruits (non-citric) and white Uji.
Asante. I have to go. I REALLY HAVE TO GO NOW!


Other symptoms have been episodic below-the-navel pains lasting a minute or so every 20 minutes or so, what we call spasms. A bit of nausea too.
I dont want to go to hospital, given my years, because I could contract the big C.
Kindly urgently suggest some home remedies. I am currently on lots of water, fruits (non-citric) and white Uji.
Asante. I have to go. I REALLY HAVE TO GO NOW!



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