To all Catholics

[MbitikaZetu]

These people withdrew "Holy Water" from churches to cub the spread of COVID-19 which means the water wasn't HOLY as they always put it, they also sanitized "Holy Mary" statue which means she was never holy from the beginning, poor Joseph! Then Gatheca and his fwerkin covidiots rallied for a prayer day, now shit is hitting the fan soon. What will the prayers do? Drive their fwerkin souls into oblivion? I doubt religion and I am always afraid of people who follow it.

Believe in God and not in religious practices. There is God who created the universe. Religion is perverted but God is real.

 

[Female Perspective]

Mimi nimechoka tu na home food.
How do men who never eat elsewhere survive?
Nikiuliza nyama naambiwa 'si nyama tumekula tu juzi' na saa hiyo nimenunua nyama imejaa kwa freezer.
Hii kitu iishe turudie normal life.

Your wife's culinary skills sucks! Get her a cooking book or tell her to get on YouTube!

Oops! I missed mass today.

 

[Makavelli]

Atakua na paybill ya sadaka?

Lasma Caesar akule zake

 

[Mawaya]

Your wife's culinary skills sucks! Get her a cooking book or tell her to get on YouTube!

Oops! I missed mass today.

Can't live without her.
She doesnt like meat much while am an avid meat eater.

 

[mZENDE]

Believe in God and not in religious practices. There is God who created the universe. Religion is perverted but God is real.

Say that again. Louder