To all Catholics

These people withdrew "Holy Water" from churches to cub the spread of COVID-19 which means the water wasn't HOLY as they always put it, they also sanitized "Holy Mary" statue which means she was never holy from the beginning, poor Joseph! Then Gatheca and his fwerkin covidiots rallied for a prayer day, now shit is hitting the fan soon. What will the prayers do? Drive their fwerkin souls into oblivion? I doubt religion and I am always afraid of people who follow it.
 
Mawaya said:
Mimi nimechoka tu na home food.
How do men who never eat elsewhere survive?
Nikiuliza nyama naambiwa 'si nyama tumekula tu juzi' na saa hiyo nimenunua nyama imejaa kwa freezer.
Hii kitu iishe turudie normal life.
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I can help you on this .
- walk to the kitchen open the freezer and pick your chunk of meat .Hapo kwa cabinet pick a sufuria and on the far right pick some onion na usisahau knife iko kwa drawer .Kata Kata kitunguu na uweke kwa sufuria .Washa gas cooker and ...........
Repeat this for a couple of days and utaenjoy tumbukiza yako and your freezer will be leaner .
Some music
 
Ile siku okiya alikua ameenda meru on bbi chieth i told him to avoid crowded places nikaulizwa kama nataka watu wakae nyumbani wakufe....... wont be surprised to see some ppl engaging the police in running battles tomorrow . ..
 
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zapp_brannigan said:
I can help you on this .
- walk to the kitchen open the freezer and pick your chunk of meat .Hapo kwa cabinet pick a sufuria and on the far right pick some onion na usisahau knife iko kwa drawer .Kata Kata kitunguu na uweke kwa sufuria .Washa gas cooker and ...........
Repeat this for a couple of days and utaenjoy tumbukiza yako and your freezer will be leaner .
Some music
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I never paid dowry for this.
Where I come from it's unheard of for the man of the house to go to the kitchen while the wife is in the same house and not suffering from any ailment.
Hizo achia Truman Capote.
 
Mawaya said:
Mimi nimechoka tu na home food.
How do men who never eat elsewhere survive?
Nikiuliza nyama naambiwa 'si nyama tumekula tu juzi' na saa hiyo nimenunua nyama imejaa kwa freezer.
Hii kitu iishe turudie normal life.
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Nunua Submarine. That way, you can always dissappear from home made disasters.... Ooh and then re-appear after a while.
 
zapp_brannigan said:
I can help you on this .
- walk to the kitchen open the freezer and pick your chunk of meat .Hapo kwa cabinet pick a sufuria and on the far right pick some onion na usisahau knife iko kwa drawer .Kata Kata kitunguu na uweke kwa sufuria .Washa gas cooker and ...........
Repeat this for a couple of days and utaenjoy tumbukiza yako and your freezer will be leaner .
Some music
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Married men are suffering in some Looooud silence.
 
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