AOB Sunday 9rd February 2020

[upepo]

Kesi ya korti sio kama kesi ya wazee pale kwa kijiji. Niliwahi jipata kortini juu ya kunguru ikijaribu kunikamua child support. Juu ya hasira ya zile uwongo zote alikuwa ameongea nikasema simjui. Hiyo ndio siku nilijua ku-prove unajua mtu in a court of law ni kitu ngumu sana. Just make sure hupigwi picha ovyo ovyo mkiwa na kunguru.

 

[Meria]

Just make sure hupigwi picha ovyo ovyo mkiwa na kunguru.

too late for most of us

 

[Ssabasajja]

Kesi ya korti sio kama kesi ya wazee pale kwa kijiji. Niliwahi jipata kortini juu ya kunguru ikijaribu kunikamua child support. Juu ya hasira ya zile uwongo zote alikuwa ameongea nikasema simjui. Hiyo ndio siku nilijua ku-prove unajua mtu in a court of law ni kitu ngumu sana. Just make sure hupigwi picha ovyo ovyo mkiwa na kunguru.

So, how did the matter go? I hope ulishughulikia the kid though, he/she is innocent.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Kesi ya korti sio kama kesi ya wazee pale kwa kijiji. Niliwahi jipata kortini juu ya kunguru ikijaribu kunikamua child support. Juu ya hasira ya zile uwongo zote alikuwa ameongea nikasema simjui. Hiyo ndio siku nilijua ku-prove unajua mtu in a court of law ni kitu ngumu sana. Just make sure hupigwi picha ovyo ovyo mkiwa na kunguru.

Was the kid yours?

 

[Mwendawazimu]

Kama wewe ni mnono upande mat alafu ukae nyuma na unashuka stage ya kwanza ....kubaff

 

[Thitima]

Kesi ya korti sio kama kesi ya wazee pale kwa kijiji. Niliwahi jipata kortini juu ya kunguru ikijaribu kunikamua child support. Juu ya hasira ya zile uwongo zote alikuwa ameongea nikasema simjui. Hiyo ndio siku nilijua ku-prove unajua mtu in a court of law ni kitu ngumu sana. Just make sure hupigwi picha ovyo ovyo mkiwa na kunguru.

Kesi iliendaje? DNA ilitumiwa kama evidence.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

@upepo utaacha hii tabia ya kutumia AOB as a way ya kupeana hekaya zako nusu nusu.
@admin hakuwa mjinga akitengeza sekchen ya hekaya...

 

[Aviator]

Once upon a time, you needed a permit to listen to radio.
Cc @Meria @Mwalimu-G

 

[Mwalimu-G]

Once upon a time, you needed a permit to listen to radio.

Own
They still charge £157.50 a year in the UK for owning a TV. The license fee will be increased to £157.50 beginning April 1.

 

[Meria]

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Once upon a time, you needed a permit to listen to radio.
Cc @Meria @Mwalimu-G

still got mine

 

[Aviator]

Own
They still charge £157.50 a year in the UK for owning a TV. The license fee will be increased to £157.50 beginning April 1.

That's like buying a new TV every year.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

That's like buying a new TV every year.

kabisa, a Toshiba 32 is £159.

 

[Kasaman]

there used to be service charges for those in payroll in nairofi

 

[Ssabasajja]

Hizo ni enzi assistant chiefs or chiefs could enter your homestead and grab a cockerel or a ram because it was in the best interests of Kanu.

 

[upepo]

Kesi iliendaje? DNA ilitumiwa kama evidence.

The whole thing dragged for too long ikabidi akunje mkia tusuluhishe kienyeji.

 

[Ice_Cube]

Juu ya hasira ya zile uwongo zote alikuwa ameongea nikasema simjui

 

[zapp_brannigan]

Hizo ni enzi assistant chiefs or chiefs could enter your homestead and grab a cockerel or a ram because it was in the best interests of Kanu.

Ati best interests of KANU

 

[Ssabasajja]

Ati best interests of KANU

Not sure, but elder listers can confirm. There was an amount to be paid by every able citizen to Kanu grassroots offices. And if you could not pay, well... chiefs and their youth wingers would pay you a visit.

 

[Meria]

Not sure, but elder listers can confirm. There was an amount to be paid by every able citizen to Kanu grassroots offices. And if you could not pay, well... chiefs and their youth wingers would pay you a visit.

na kuku ama mbuzi inaenda kaa huna pesa

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Not sure, but elder listers can confirm. There was an amount to be paid by every able citizen to Kanu grassroots offices. And if you could not pay, well... chiefs and their youth wingers would pay you a visit.

There was a time when every adult male and female Kenyans had to show their KANU membership cards to be allowed entry into the former famous Karatina open air market...if you did not have it on you,you bought on the spot,from KANU youthwingers,mostly handpicked sadistic failures and layabouts. The forgetful ones bought daily.
The KANU membership card opened doors to government offices and services. Akin to what the 'chosen one' is/was trying to do with hujuma number.