This is Guka - Mutura Apocalypse...

[Field Marshal]

Alafu apana tumia tissue saaana. Tumia maigoya. Ama maji. Use of tissue paper ukiendesha may cause too much wear and tear, and tears too. If that happens, you will find it difficult mantaining your usual seating position and angle.

Wacha kukula murura ya 50 bob kaka.

Naona uko na experience ya miaka mingi ya hii mambo....

 

[Field Marshal]

Mwanaume ni kujipanguza na thafai

Something tells me you fancy that tingling feeling in your.....ama wacha tuu...

 

[Aviator]

Something tells me you fancy that tingling feeling in your.....ama wacha tuu...

You're right.
The feeling is out of this world

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Something tells me you fancy that tingling feeling in your.....ama wacha tuu...

Ndúrí uratiga kúharwo (hujaacha kuendesha? EA Classic Safari Rally is on)

 

[Aviator]

Ndúrí uratiga kúharwo (hujaacha kuendesha? EA Classic Safari Rally is on)

Malisa hii Guoka kabisa

 

[QuadroK4000]

Ndúrí uratiga kúharwo (hujaacha kuendesha? EA Classic Safari Rally is on)

Trrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... Treeeeeeeeeee...

 

[bigDog]

Naona uko na experience ya miaka mingi ya hii mambo....

True. That's how I discovered the use of bidet showers. Kwanza if you have firifiri infested muendesho. Damn, your bottom heats up, your body heats up. You feel like calling up to your gods and singing:

"Mooto umewaka Leo
Mooto umewaka Sana
...."

When this happened to me habitually, I asked the landlord to install a bidet for me. Then I went into rehab. Rehab ya kuacha eating carrion. Invite yourself to a self meeting and contemplate this life changing decision.

Lakini fisi ni fisi Tu!

 

[Field Marshal]

True. That's how I discovered the use of bidet showers. Kwanza if you have firifiri infested muendesho. Damn, your bottom heats up, your body heats up. You feel like calling up to your gods and singing:

"Mooto umewaka Leo
Mooto umewaka Sana
...."

When this happened to me habitually, I asked the landlord to install a bidet for me. Then I went into rehab. Rehab ya kuacha eating carrion. Invite yourself to a self meeting and contemplate this life changing decision.

Lakini fisi ni fisi Tu!

You are really making one elder very excited. Mpaka he could fly....

 

[bigDog]

You are really making one elder very excited. Mpaka he could fly....

This is about your health .

Cow!

 

[Field Marshal]

This is about your health .

Cow!

Mongoose...