This is Guka - Mutura Apocalypse...

Field Marshal

Field Marshal

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So yesterday I decide to be brave and bought mutura worth 50 bob at Lusseggetti.

Let's just say that's the last time am gonna be brave for a long time.

Sasa ile dragon ya China will have enough time to drill through the centre of the earth to gorge itself on my bits and pieces man....Leo nikukaa kwa pit latrine the whole day thinking about my life choices...
 
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Field Marshal said:
So yesterday I decide to be brave and bought mutura worth 50 bob at Lusseggetti.

Let's just say that's the last time am gonna be brave for a long time.

Sasa ile dragon ya China will have enough time to drill through the centre of the earth to gorge itself on my bits and pieces man....
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Ulikutana na @Mongrel and he decided to revenge on you. It's the Chinese New year,celebrate with them
 
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Field Marshal said:
So yesterday I decide to be brave and bought mutura worth 50 bob at Lusseggetti.

Let's just say that's the last time am gonna be brave for a long time.

Sasa ile dragon ya China will have enough time to drill through the centre of the earth to gorge itself on my bits and pieces man....Leo nikukaa kwa pit latrine the whole day thinking about my life choices...
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Sounds more like your mutura choices. 😁
 
Field Marshal said:
So yesterday I decide to be brave and bought mutura worth 50 bob at Lusseggetti.

Let's just say that's the last time am gonna be brave for a long time.

Sasa ile dragon ya China will have enough time to drill through the centre of the earth to gorge itself on my bits and pieces man....Leo nikukaa kwa pit latrine the whole day thinking about my life choices...
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Kunywa chrome isafishe tumbo
 
QuadroK4000 said:
No need to worry.

Atafute Hanan tissue na njung'wa akae hapo karibu na Choo, as he ponders about his sunset years.

Any how guka. Mutura kama si ya kujitengezea.... Ogopa.

Afadhali hata ungekula maembe.

Na ujue unaweza kazwa halafu ukifika pitstop hakuna kitu inatoka.
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Sasa kwanza hiyo ya mwisho. Unaskia kama umebebea dunia nzima ukifika kanatoka kwa umbaaaaaaaaali, swiiiii....kwisha.....aaarghhh...
 
Field Marshal said:
Sasa kwanza hiyo ya mwisho. Unaskia kama umebebea dunia nzima ukifika kanatoka kwa umbaaaaaaaaali, swiiiii....kwisha.....aaarghhh...
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Alafu apana tumia tissue saaana. Tumia maigoya. Ama maji. Use of tissue paper ukiendesha may cause too much wear and tear, and tears too. If that happens, you will find it difficult mantaining your usual seating position and angle.

Wacha kukula murura ya 50 bob kaka.
 
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