MkukiMoto
Elder Lister
This Xmas I want to have some fun with a group of annoying teenage boys in my village.
Where in Nairobi or Mombasa can I find Indian or Arab stores selling fireworks commonly referred to as "baruti" ? I want to purchase a variety of barutis in large quantities. Including those that sound like a machine gun, exploding bomb, and the ones that explode in the air and momentarily lighting the ground underneath.
I have managed to grow a mini forest surrounded by neighbours who have no respect for tree conservation. The "forest' is therefore surrounded by open land or short bushes and used by three types of people in the village.
The first group of people use it as an outdoor toilet during the day and as a result fertilizing young tree plants. The second lot use it for illicit sexual encounters under cover of the night. The third group, which I am more concerned about has turned it into a party zone on Friday and Saturday nights. I want to throw a few barutis at these young chokoras for shock effect and see who pees in their pants or get traumatized afterwards.
I need to start stockpiling now for Xmas.
Where in Nairobi or Mombasa can I find Indian or Arab stores selling fireworks commonly referred to as "baruti" ? I want to purchase a variety of barutis in large quantities. Including those that sound like a machine gun, exploding bomb, and the ones that explode in the air and momentarily lighting the ground underneath.
I have managed to grow a mini forest surrounded by neighbours who have no respect for tree conservation. The "forest' is therefore surrounded by open land or short bushes and used by three types of people in the village.
The first group of people use it as an outdoor toilet during the day and as a result fertilizing young tree plants. The second lot use it for illicit sexual encounters under cover of the night. The third group, which I am more concerned about has turned it into a party zone on Friday and Saturday nights. I want to throw a few barutis at these young chokoras for shock effect and see who pees in their pants or get traumatized afterwards.
I need to start stockpiling now for Xmas.