Exploding barutis at night for fun

MkukiMoto

Elder Lister
This Xmas I want to have some fun with a group of annoying teenage boys in my village.
Where in Nairobi or Mombasa can I find Indian or Arab stores selling fireworks commonly referred to as "baruti" ? I want to purchase a variety of barutis in large quantities. Including those that sound like a machine gun, exploding bomb, and the ones that explode in the air and momentarily lighting the ground underneath.

I have managed to grow a mini forest surrounded by neighbours who have no respect for tree conservation. The "forest' is therefore surrounded by open land or short bushes and used by three types of people in the village.

The first group of people use it as an outdoor toilet during the day and as a result fertilizing young tree plants. The second lot use it for illicit sexual encounters under cover of the night. The third group, which I am more concerned about has turned it into a party zone on Friday and Saturday nights. I want to throw a few barutis at these young chokoras for shock effect and see who pees in their pants or get traumatized afterwards.

I need to start stockpiling now for Xmas.
 
Baruti ziko kwà shop za wahindi ngara. Alafu kuna law za when you can lipua them e.g before diwali kuna gazette notice ya ku allow baruti on diwali day
 
Before xmas you can start night running if your intention is to scare the boys. Kuna documentary BBC Africa which showed how night running is done

I just want to scare the boys. I don't want to showcase my weapons of mass destruction through night running :ROFLMAO:
 
I think lighting fireworks attracts the attention of police and you will need to show a permit if they show up with handcuffs

I will get a permit for my place so that I do not divulge my real intentions. Koliks wa Pamba kwetu may warn my targeted group before the big day and spoil my surprise.
 
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