Tiiga Waana
Elder Lister
Have you ever felt timid or inhibited to tell somebody what you really felt and thought about them and could only overcome this hurdle by imbibing a few drinks?
Do not hate yourself for this. You are not alone.
Such is life for most Dutch people.
Which is why we call this syndrome the “Dutch Courage”
But don’t get me wrong here.
The Dutch are by no means cowards or weaklings. God forbid.
A people who have tamed the seas by dyking thousands upon thousands of acres into farmland can’t be sissy by any measure.
And another thing while we are at it - the Dutch are the only people ingenious enough the world over to make wooden shoes. Huhhh.
One more thing - did you know that there is no other City on earth with a well organised and well-oiled brothel industry to rival Amsterdam?
You can window-shop for any lanye of your dreams up and down the street: blondes, brunettes, blacks, whites, Asian, short, tall, plump, you have the lot.
You can then proceed to enjoy your “tamu kama sunguch lanye in peace and when you are done you saunter out the street without fear of being bullied by a waiting D minus as is the case outside the entrance of Sabina Joy!
This is of course beside mentioning their world class marijuana cafes.
The point I am labouring to make is this - more than ever we need the Dutch Royalty to kick Jambas on the teeth by snubbing his invite.
They should do this because of Kasongo’s myriad blatant abuses of human rights.
If his highness find this rebuff too difficult to carry out in sobriety, we are more than willing to put him in a state of “Dutch Courage” by giving them a few cold Tuskers.
Do not hate yourself for this. You are not alone.
Such is life for most Dutch people.
Which is why we call this syndrome the “Dutch Courage”
But don’t get me wrong here.
The Dutch are by no means cowards or weaklings. God forbid.
A people who have tamed the seas by dyking thousands upon thousands of acres into farmland can’t be sissy by any measure.
And another thing while we are at it - the Dutch are the only people ingenious enough the world over to make wooden shoes. Huhhh.
One more thing - did you know that there is no other City on earth with a well organised and well-oiled brothel industry to rival Amsterdam?
You can window-shop for any lanye of your dreams up and down the street: blondes, brunettes, blacks, whites, Asian, short, tall, plump, you have the lot.
You can then proceed to enjoy your “tamu kama sunguch lanye in peace and when you are done you saunter out the street without fear of being bullied by a waiting D minus as is the case outside the entrance of Sabina Joy!
This is of course beside mentioning their world class marijuana cafes.
The point I am labouring to make is this - more than ever we need the Dutch Royalty to kick Jambas on the teeth by snubbing his invite.
They should do this because of Kasongo’s myriad blatant abuses of human rights.
If his highness find this rebuff too difficult to carry out in sobriety, we are more than willing to put him in a state of “Dutch Courage” by giving them a few cold Tuskers.
