What is something you always had misconceptions till you finally tried it out?

Denis Young said:
It is a versatile vegetable. Not only can you smoke it but it goes nicely in a cookie or a chocolate muffin.

Unfortunately I wouldn't know. I heard this from a friend of a friend of another friend who has since migrated to the north pole. I repeat, I have no personal experience.
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Next time get the leafy green ones and put them in managu, kahurura, Saget, mrenda, kunde etc etc or your regular vegetables as you cook.

It will opem your imaginary third eye.
 
Kabuda said:
Going to the toilet the Muslim way.
Basically washing after wiping.
The freshest and most comfortable feeling ever plus no risk of leaving skidmarks on your underwear.
Everyone should be doing it especially the ladies.
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"Mutura ya biribiri" + booze happened to me one weekend, all ingested on a careless Friday for all I could care. The payback came fast and furious. Kuendesha and hangover locked me up in my apartment, err toilet throughout that 'year' of the remaining Saturday and Sunday. I was drinking water and emptying it within a few minutes, from the opposite office (yes, that sounding part). Wiping with tissue became a pain right there, Kwa office... Everytime the leak paused, I would break a sweat wondering what to do with my mess . Try using two tissue rolls in as many hours and you will understand the agony. Always avoid kabiribiri if you even mildly suspect you could land into these hot waters! I almost gave up until I got a revelation! Water!

Sweating profusely from the ordeal, I happened to wipe my face with the tissue and absent mindendly used it for it's right purpose. It didn't feel as bad as a dry one. Then I tried and dipped a handful into water and it felt much better. (You idiot, those are not wet wipes for children. That's a sitting position saving measures!). I then quickly discovered that I had a special purpose cold water sprinkler all along. It was sitting there watching me agonize, all along. Such a cool relief! Ladies and gentlemen, I had an Eureca moment, Arabic shower! I welcomed it into my life.

Now, many "Mitura ya biribiri" + booze situations later, I swear by my Arabic shower. I got used to using them. I hate toilets that don't have those showers. You feel really clean after finishing your business. I have installed them into every toilet I have used. Rented or otherwise!
 
Denis Young said:
It is a versatile vegetable. Not only can you smoke it but it goes nicely in a cookie or a chocolate muffin.

Unfortunately I wouldn't know. I heard this from a friend of a friend of another friend who has since migrated to the north pole. I repeat, I have no personal experience.
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Phangi iwe huru. SI mtu avurute msokoto yake nyumbani bila kusumbuliwa ama kusumbua?
 
Ngimanene na Muchere said:
Wawesh demands this of @Kabuda
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Aviator said:
Mwanaume ni skidmarks.
Kuosha tako tunaachia mashoga
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Ngimanene na Muchere said:
Wawesh demands this of @Kabuda
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Allow me to educate you pair of itchy and scratchy twats.
Every time you use tissue paper or in your case @Ngimanene na Muchere , Newspapers to wipe your bums,all you're doing is smearing poo on your unshaved butt cracks and then you wonder why you always have an itchy bum kazi ni kushinda ukijikuna Rasa at every opportunity all day long.
The worst thing is that watu kama nyinyi ndiyo wa Kwanza kutaka handshakes!.....
Ew!....
 
Kabuda said:
Allow me to educate you pair of itchy and scratchy twats.
Every time you use tissue paper or in your case @Ngimanene na Muchere , Newspapers to wipe your bums,all you're doing is smearing poo on your unshaved butt cracks and then you wonder why you always have an itchy bum kazi ni kushinda ukijikuna Rasa at every opportunity all day long.
The worst thing is that watu kama nyinyi ndiyo wa Kwanza kutaka handshakes!.....
Ew!....
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Kabuda said:
Allow me to educate you pair of itchy and scratchy twats.
Every time you use tissue paper or in your case @Ngimanene na Muchere , Newspapers to wipe your bums,all you're doing is smearing poo on your unshaved butt cracks and then you wonder why you always have an itchy bum kazi ni kushinda ukijikuna Rasa at every opportunity all day long.
The worst thing is that watu kama nyinyi ndiyo wa Kwanza kutaka handshakes!.....
Ew!....
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Na nitatumia Wawesh mayai kienyeji ukiendelea kusumbua
 
Kabuda said:
Allow me to educate you pair of itchy and scratchy twats.
Every time you use tissue paper or in your case @Ngimanene na Muchere , Newspapers to wipe your bums,all you're doing is smearing poo on your unshaved butt cracks and then you wonder why you always have an itchy bum kazi ni kushinda ukijikuna Rasa at every opportunity all day long.
The worst thing is that watu kama nyinyi ndiyo wa Kwanza kutaka handshakes!.....
Ew!....
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How do you do it? Weka diagram
 
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