vaulence against men
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Field Marshal
Elder Lister
I once dated this huge, sexy neiba who happened to be an askari in the NCC. She was 28, dauta of a billionaire.
At a club called Rim Club, LA, where we were having beers before going to ferk, I ogled a younger woman.
A Tusker bottle landed on my head, and I woke up at The Nairobi Hospital.
Na hivo tuu ndivyo mtoto wa watu spent 9 months at Langata Women's before the father secretly sent her out of the country...
At a club called Rim Club, LA, where we were having beers before going to ferk, I ogled a younger woman.
A Tusker bottle landed on my head, and I woke up at The Nairobi Hospital.
Na hivo tuu ndivyo mtoto wa watu spent 9 months at Langata Women's before the father secretly sent her out of the country...
QuadroK4000
Elder Lister
Why did the tusker land on your head guka?
stanmwa
Senior Lister
Behave yourself next time, gux
Aviator
Elder Lister
I now understand you.
That bottle did more harm than the physical injury.
Seek medical attention.
Field Marshal
Elder Lister
Satan made it to defy gravity and levitate above my head. Then the same Satan made the bottle obey the laws of gravity so it came crashing down on me. Never saw shit like that before I tell you!
Shenji!
Field Marshal
Elder Lister
The one experience that has caused me lasting PTSD is to katia an obese, chain-smoking, Tusker-guzzling, flatulent, pitch-black shemale online.
Sometimes I wake up sweating at night from the nightmare...
Aviator
Elder Lister
I see.
Tusker-guzzling and a Tusker bottle.
Its a Freudian complex of some kind.
Afro
Elder Lister
cant a man have fun in peace??...
Stories from a sad stranger
Lister
Daamn, don't you feel that sarcasm?