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Meria

Meria

Elder Lister
Wadau wadauless how was your day.
Mimi my life is an adventure.
From @Pamba 1 this morning to @Aviator usiku.
@Pirate of carribean has not replied.
Am worried.
Anyway katika pilka pilka zangu hustling from 001 to 019 I got something for the archives.
Deep inside classified location that only @zapp_brannigan knows tukiwa na wazee WA community policing an old guy
Let's call him couch waru came to our Baraza and said he can't find his car. Guka @Field Marshal had a 2 liter jerrican ya petrol.
Haya, Mimi ni mgeni huko huja once every 6 months. So I listened.
Guka said as he was going home Wednesday night mafuta ikaisha.
So he abandoned vehicle and found his way home.
Sasa,
Phone kuisha Kwa kichwa morning guka went to petrol station aka buy ya Mia mbili Kwa Ile chips ya maji and went to place he thinks aliwacha gari.
Lakini wapi gari hakuna.
As I've said hio area iko expansive.
As you settling there you are coming with names from your hood.
Taja jina ya kwenu na ukija huku tutakuonyesha your area.
Ata kuna mtwapa 2.
Long story short.
My gentleman is still looking for his car in this vast wilderness.
Mark register na useme uko wapi na kwanini huja "rara"
 
Meria said:
Ohh I forgot to mention padre @Liberty
Maombi yake imesaidia Sana.
That's why Niko hapa late night.
Ni wapi ulipata Father anakupatia divai umeze tot.
The holy father ameshangaa vile hio chupa ya red wine 1 litre imeisha
Kesho napelekwa Kwa wine cellar ya vatican @AU5 calls it beta testing
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Kunyua moja urare. Keshoo no joob. Ama niwashe TU. hi*c, nimeerewa urefi.

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: 🏃‍♂️
 
Mimi niko kwa nyumba 'cooling each other' my money on the interwebs. For some reason I am more productive during this time than during the day.
 
Meria said:
Wadau wadauless how was your day.

Phone kuisha Kwa kichwa morning guka went to petrol station aka buy ya Mia mbili Kwa Ile chips ya maji

Mark register na useme uko wapi na kwanini huja "rara"
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Mimi pia nimerara ni file nimegundua ile ya mia biri ni chips ya maji mwitu na phone bado iko kwakichwa...


Ngomeeerrr kana ngome?

Rinjista mac'd
 
Meria said:
Ohh I forgot to mention padre @Liberty
Maombi yake imesaidia Sana.
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Sande sana bro. By saa tatu usiku I was already asleep, thats why naona thread saa hii. That was a quite interesting phone call from you yesterday at 7pm. Safari njema Bwana, divai iko mingi
 
Liberty said:
Sande sana bro. By saa tatu usiku I was already asleep, thats why naona thread saa hii. That was a quite interesting phone call from you yesterday at 7pm. Safari njema Bwana, divai iko mingi
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@Liberty what does the good book say about drunkenness?
I can understand your situation but getting @Meria drunk will put him in a situation where the curse of Ham will befall on him... That I am sure of. Which begs the question,wewe ni mchungaji aina gani? Unapoteza kondoo...
 
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