Ukambani yet again

[upepo]

 

[Mwalimu-G]

My courage has nothing to do,even remotely with your cowardice. When you go parking in the bush umpigishe Mutheu duru (this is all in your mind by the way) away from listening ears,you have to be ready for the cold blooded animals to seek a little warmth...unles you are a stingy niga who does want other members of the fauna to get the warmth,albeit fleeting that Mutheu gives you for two minutes (may I add that the two minutes include kuvua na kuvaa)

Jeeso! This is too personal now.

 

[Budspencer]

@Budspencer now will never get in my truck ever again

Umejuaje niko na damu ya wakambodia?

 

[The.Black.Templar]

My courage has nothing to do,even remotely with your cowardice. When you go parking in the bush umpigishe Mutheu duru (this is all in your mind by the way) away from listening ears,you have to be ready for the cold blooded animals to seek a little warmth...unles you are a stingy niga who does want other members of the fauna to get the warmth,albeit fleeting that Mutheu gives you for two minutes (may I add that the two minutes include kuvua na kuvaa)

Mbona unacatch na wewe vile unapenda kuhate

 

[Meria]

Mbona unacatch na wewe vile unapenda kuhate

hii nogle ata ikiona mende kwa apartment hua inaita @Pamba 1
samehea yeye
akiona nyoka ataita US Nappy seal @uwesmake na the brave @Ngimanene na Muchere with @Mongrel as sniper backup

 

[emali]

puff adder which you don't know about under your seat

if i didn't know its there.. then why and how should it bother me?

 

[Meria]

if i didn't know its there.. then why and how should it bother me?

Coz ukienda kuengage gear ulishika head of snake.
Ata @Kabuda hajawai pata hii

 

[emali]

Coz ukienda kuengage gear ulishika head of snake.
Ata @Kabuda hajawai pata hii

huwezi shika kichwa ya puff adder rahisi hivyo huyo mnyama has one of the fastest strikes.. long fangs and envenomates every single time...

 

[Meria]

huwezi shika kichwa ya puff adder rahisi hivyo huyo mnyama has one of the fastest strikes.. long fangs and envenomates every single time...

My fren ya ukambani hua imetumwa.
This was just a warning.
Next it's going to be lethal.
Hio thermos badobiko Kwa ditchh

Kama dumba za kwenu nibkali njoo uitoe

 

[emali]

My fren ya ukambani hua imetumwa.
This was just a warning.
Next it's going to be lethal.
Hio thermos badobiko Kwa ditchh

Kama dumba za kwenu nibkali njoo uitoe

heheh si wewe huwa superstitious aki.. a snake is just another dangerous animal.. end of

 

[Meria]

heheh si wewe huwa superstitious aki.. a snake is just another dangerous animal.. end of

nooo, not in ukambani, been all over east and central Africa na sijaona hii

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Mbona unacatch na wewe vile unapenda kuhate

Sijacatch nanii...you been here long enough,you should know I rarely do. Nothing here would make me catch feelings whatsoever...and when I am seen to be hating,I would expect nigas to be mature enough to understand its all in jest.

 

[Meria]

envenomates

@Mwalimu-G na @It's Me Scumbag ata hii hawajui

I saw it first

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

@Mwalimu-G na @It's Me Scumbag ata hii hawajui

I saw it first

You win. You saw it first. And I saw it here.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Jeeso! This is too personal now.

He started it...

 

[QuadroK4000]

heheh si wewe huwa superstitious aki.. a snake is just another dangerous animal.. end of

He is a scumbag

 

[emali]

nooo, not in ukambani, been all over east and central Africa na sijaona hii

I have a good friend who rears snakes of all kinds.. and is very passionate about it.. nitaenda kwake.. and i will make a thread here to try and destigmatize those animals.. I have handled a few.. they are not that evil

 

[Meria]

I have a good friend who rears snakes of all kinds.. and is very passionate about it.. nitaenda kwake.. and i will make a thread here to try and destigmatize those animals.. I have handled a few.. they are not that evil

@Budspencer karibia hapa
will tag you

 

[Meria]

envenomates

He started it...

(of a snake, spider, insect, etc.) ... 'Viperid snakes strike, envenomate, and release mammalian prey to prevent being harmed by the prey; snakes must then track prey in the process of strike-induced chemosensory searching. ' ''It's one of those snakes that, if it bites and envenomates you, you can certainly die,'
.
yaani hapa ni masomo tu
i appreciate you guys for adding words to my vocabulary,
mfano kwenye sentensi, all new words ive learnt i will include in my next hekaya.

 

[emali]

if it bites and envenomates you, you can certainly die,'
.

which is why.. as @Mwalimu-G s article states above.. a cobras will not envenomate each time it bites you.. so your chances of survival are high if bitten by a cobra.. of course that depends on the species... if however you are bitten by a black mamba...a pit viper.. a gaboon viper a boom slang.. hospitali mara hiyo hiyo