Translation needed

[Okiya]

Someone sent this clip to a group but nobody has translated it yet. This was on Sunday in Kieni after a church service

 

[mzeiya]

"If it's Kanini Kega's pee that is used in cultivating crops, he should know that we will no longer plant them."
Make what you will of that statement

 

[M'Landoh]

Someone sent this clip to a group but nobody has translated it yet. This was on Sunday in Kieni after a church service

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Kikikikkkk....
If our leaders are a reflection of who we are; we are fucked as a country.

 

[Othello]

Explained by councillor Njohi

Alice wahome is 75 yrs old. Older than Atwoli, and an agemate of baba. Her oldest son is 57. That means kanini Kega (48yrs old) is his third born. Question: What is it that Alice wahome wants with the son's penis

 

[Okiya]

Kikikikkkk....
If our leaders are a reflection of who we are; we are fucked as a country.

Are you in London (Landoh), if yes let's talk on inbox.

 

[Okiya]

Explained by councillor Njohi
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si you translate pia

 

[Othello]

si you translate pia

Done already

 

[mzeiya]

Alice wahome is 75 yrs old.

She's actually 76 and has aged quite well.

 

[Kasaman]

"If it's Kanini Kega's pee that is used in cultivating crops, he should know that we will no longer plant them."
Make what you will of that statement

That was kandara Mp .
Kanini kega had hard time explaining this in local vanacular radio station ! People are annoyed kule mashinani

 

[Othello]

She's actually 76 and has aged quite well.

Never knew she's a fossil

 

[Cabaye CAptain1]

She's actually 76 and has aged quite well.

76. Kweli pesa ni mzuri.

 

[Mwalimu-G]

His oldest son is 57.

He he...kwani the mannerless shosh is a man?

 

[Okiya]

She's actually 76 and has aged quite well.

She's actually age mates with Raila.

 

[Mongrel]

She's actually age mates with Raila.

Na wewe half jadhe mbona wewe husumbua?

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

He he...kwani the mannerless shosh is a man?

Kabila ya @Aviator
Uliza @Introvert for more details.

But do not let @Field Marshal know of your query. That old man is scarred for the remainder of his 'senile' life.

 

[Ubongo]

Hiyo clip ilinichekesha sana.... things we do for milage

 

[Aviator]

Kabila ya @Aviator
Uliza @Introvert for more details.

But do not let @Field Marshal know of your query. That old man is scarred for the remainder of his 'senile' life.

Noogle

 

[Mwalimu-G]