This is Guka - Yule Msapere wa Safaricon Amefanya Ile Kitu...

[Field Marshal]

Since yesterday, data services in Kiambu county have been as stinky as Kulamba's 150 bob hoes.

Nikawapigia wakasema wako na technical issues.

Sasa leo jioni nimeenda kukunywa WhiteKAP mbili eti nitalipa na bonga points juu nimesota na niko na elfu kadhaa. Wapi!

Bonga points service is experiencing outages coz it's being upgraded!

No communication to customers, nothing!

You can imagine the embarrassment of a father who's taken his family out eti atalipa na bonga points hiyo kitu ikiruka. Atachonga viazi Jo!

Sasa hii ni mambo gani you short meno-brown mdomo-kauka dimwit?

PS: If anybody calls me a peasant aingize kidole pale ndaaani....

 

[Aviator]

Most importantest how does it concern senate?

 

[Field Marshal]

Most importantest how does it concern senate?

So hakuna senetaz Kiambu? Hakuna senetaz hulipa na bonga points? Ni Mimi tuu? Nikikuita matako utashika emotions...

 

[X-TRAIL]

unaenda aje kukunywa na bonga points hio ni ubonobo

 

[Mongrel]

So hakuna senetaz Kiambu? Hakuna senetaz hulipa na bonga points? Ni Mimi tuu? Nikikuita matako utashika emotions...

Wacha nikutumie kcrs

 

[Denis Young]

When I saw that midget being appointed I knew hell will follow suit. I understand your guks.

 

[QuadroK4000]

Since yesterday, data services in Kiambu county have been as stinky as Kulamba's 150 bob hoes.

Nikawapigia wakasema wako na technical issues.

Sasa leo jioni nimeenda kukunywa WhiteKAP mbili eti nitalipa na bonga points juu nimesota na niko na elfu kadhaa. Wapi!

Bonga points service is experiencing outages coz it's being upgraded!

No communication to customers, nothing!

You can imagine the embarrassment of a father who's taken his family out eti atalipa na bonga points hiyo kitu ikiruka. Atachonga viazi Jo!

Sasa hii ni mambo gani you short meno-brown mdomo-kauka dimwit?

PS: If anybody calls me a peasant aingize kidole pale ndaaani....

Guka,

Weka M2 (not mtu) huko juu, with 70% clear line of sight.

Once done. Uniambie.

It should face Gikûyû or thereabouts...

Then we can proceed.

Alafu, ile laptop ulinyofolewa, what's the model, SN... Alafu.. Ulikua ume enable Trusted Platform module?

 

[imei2012]

When I saw that midget being appointed I knew hell will follow suit. I understand your guks.

Bana midget ananiangaisha bana portfolio yangu imeshrink kama ghasia share price imedip mbaya

 

[Cortedivoire]

Uza mkia kwa manager

 

[bigDog]

Since yesterday, data services in Kiambu county have been as stinky as Kulamba's 150 bob hoes.

Nikawapigia wakasema wako na technical issues.

Sasa leo jioni nimeenda kukunywa WhiteKAP mbili eti nitalipa na bonga points juu nimesota na niko na elfu kadhaa. Wapi!

Bonga points service is experiencing outages coz it's being upgraded!

No communication to customers, nothing!

You can imagine the embarrassment of a father who's taken his family out eti atalipa na bonga points hiyo kitu ikiruka. Atachonga viazi Jo!

Sasa hii ni mambo gani you short meno-brown mdomo-kauka dimwit?

PS: If anybody calls me a peasant aingize kidole pale ndaaani....

Phew! I thought you had gone to pay 150bob with bonga points. Wololo!

 

[Eng'iti]

@Wegrow saidia muzee brown skin lakini ukisha lipa apewe jembe akalime

 

[Wegrow]

@Wegrow saidia muzee brown skin lakini ukisha lipa apewe jembe akalime

Nikimrushia ataendea darry tirries of ruthigiti.
Ion nikend mutarakwa ni kapata original dirty tirries kwa hizo joints za hapo. Nikawarushia jugs kadhaa wakaniita Chairman. I am planning to go back there soon

 

[Aviator]

Nikimrushia ataendea darry tirries of ruthigiti.
Ion nikend mutarakwa ni kapata original dirty tirries kwa hizo joints za hapo. Nikawarushia jugs kadhaa wakaniita Chairman. I am planning to go back there soon

This minihekaya isn't complete.
After kuitwa chairman, what happened?

 

[Wegrow]

This minihekaya isn't complete.
After kuitwa chairman, what happened?

They gifted me with a darry tirry. She was cute though only managed to fondle the tirries. Got several offers for land sales though in the area from Mutarakwa to Kikuyu through Ndeiya

 

[Clemens]

They gifted me with a darry tirry. She was cute though only managed to fondle the tirries. Got several offers for land sales though in the area from Mutarakwa to Kikuyu through Ndeiya

Was she a midget ?

 

[Wegrow]

.
Was she a midget ?mmmazing

Nope, never.
Its amazing how midgets call on you even when dreaming