Field Marshal
Elder Lister
Working from home (Ha ha ha ha ha, I am retired, I am always working from, at, whatever, home!)
Any way, tow things have really annoyed me today.
1. Whatsapp Updates
Why do people have to use this service to send oblique, barely-hidden jabs at you?
Unanyima mtu ka- loan because you know hatalipa unaona: "Those who believe in the Lord can never lack. Place your hopes on Jesus, not your fellow man" . With some tu-mauas and a white jesus there to make it colourful.
The one that got me (I think I put it here?) is the 40-year old super hot mama who dumped me: "Dating some people is like being in a relationship with a hand-brake. Mkiachana maisha inasonga-kusonga".
Ferk you, Natasha, ferk you! Thiee ukiumaga!
2. Larry Madowo
I normally don't make comments about these bimbos and bonobos you call celebs, but this one has got to me today. I mean, I respected him. Whenever I watched him on TV, I always thought, here is a well-balanced young man who has it together.
And then I heard him on BBC today, reporting from Georgia US.
Ferking Christ! The weirdest, craziest, most bizarre attempt at twenging I've ever heard. You can't even tell whether he's trying to sound American, British, Eskimo, Jeng or whatever. Why can't the ferking fool talk like a normal Kenyan, we have one of the most easily understood accent in the world (that of course excludes our Kisii brondas). Why pretend to be what you ain't, Madowo, you two-bit gay bottom? Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh!
Let me take my uji otherwise nitacommit harakiri.............................
Any way, tow things have really annoyed me today.
1. Whatsapp Updates
Why do people have to use this service to send oblique, barely-hidden jabs at you?
Unanyima mtu ka- loan because you know hatalipa unaona: "Those who believe in the Lord can never lack. Place your hopes on Jesus, not your fellow man" . With some tu-mauas and a white jesus there to make it colourful.
The one that got me (I think I put it here?) is the 40-year old super hot mama who dumped me: "Dating some people is like being in a relationship with a hand-brake. Mkiachana maisha inasonga-kusonga".
Ferk you, Natasha, ferk you! Thiee ukiumaga!
2. Larry Madowo
I normally don't make comments about these bimbos and bonobos you call celebs, but this one has got to me today. I mean, I respected him. Whenever I watched him on TV, I always thought, here is a well-balanced young man who has it together.
And then I heard him on BBC today, reporting from Georgia US.
Ferking Christ! The weirdest, craziest, most bizarre attempt at twenging I've ever heard. You can't even tell whether he's trying to sound American, British, Eskimo, Jeng or whatever. Why can't the ferking fool talk like a normal Kenyan, we have one of the most easily understood accent in the world (that of course excludes our Kisii brondas). Why pretend to be what you ain't, Madowo, you two-bit gay bottom? Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhh!
Let me take my uji otherwise nitacommit harakiri.............................
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