This is Guka - The Unfolding Cataclysm for the Southern Gikuyu of Ndeiya

Field Marshal

Elder Lister
My pureblood heart is breaking.

My people - the Southern Gikuyu of Ndeiya - are committing economic and physical harakiri like moths drawn to a flame.

Last weekend, we buried a promising young man in his 30s. A graduate no less. He had drunk himself to death.

Across the land of the Southern Gikuyu, stretching all the way from Ruaka, Wangigi, Waithaka, Dagoretti, Gitaru, Kikuyu, Gikambura, Lussiggitti, Thigio, Mungetho, Kamangu, Muguga, Kamirithu and Limuru, the story is the same; young men are selling their inheritance to drink like crazied zombies for two or three brief years, and then die in penury like dogs.

The problem is particularly bad along the Gikambura-Kamangu-Thigio-Limuru salient, where the new Dagoretti Road (and a host of new developments like electricity, ample water, better amenities) has seen land prices jump by nearly 1000% in just a decade. A mzee in Kamangu recently made us laugh sadly, tears in our hearts, when he told us, over ribs and muratina, that he had over-heard one young man ask another; "Ni kii wahurika uu kai aciari matuire?" (Mbona umehurika namna hii kwani wazazi bado wako?". Implication? Kama wazazi bado wako pengine wamemkataza kuuza shamba ndiyo sababu amesota!

In that same Kamangu, the record stands that one young man was able to spend Sh1 million from a shamba sale in a flat 21 days. Just how he did it, in a nondescript market centre with no casinos, five-star establishments or high-end hoes, is beyond all of us. Now he works in a quarry breaking stones.

Another young man, Mwaura, built his newly-acquired mistress a house, started a chain of businesses (he was the first to sell chicken in Kamangu at an establishment called County Butchery) and bought fast cars, thanks to a Sh12 million windfall from selling his inherited land (we once drunk Sh16,800 of his at the 1st floor bar at Wainaina-Kidero's Kobil Petrol Station in Gikambura). Today he sells sukuma by the roadside, I hear. His former mistress runs matatus and can't be seen dead with him.

We of the Southern Gikuyu, the last of the Mountain of God purebloods, say that 'ruruu rutari njau rutingitherema". A herd without calves cannot last or flourish.

Our young are wasting their wealth of yore, and throwing their inheritance to the four winds. Our calves are dying.

As we, old men and women of our people stare at our sunsets, the only thing we can ask is that Ngai, Mwenenyaga, returns his forgiving gaze on our people, and restores our land, our youth and our women.

Turi a Mumbi!!!
 
Guka huna bahati.
Niko na @Aviator hapa arathûathûa kîhara
Only after this lunch and muratz.
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And until you change this msg
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Na ufukuze huyu paka
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Got a friend from banana, he told me old folks in his village are afraid to sub divide land to sons and transfer ownership to them coz the next thing they do is sell, that brought about pandemonium in the family and some children even entertained the idea of 'resting' their parents
 
@Field Marshal,

From my perspective four main problems are coming to the fore:

For starters this place is on transition. In times of rapid changes without precedents, there are no rules to follow. No one knows what works or not and it’s all grappling in the dark.

Secondly, our education system does not adequately equip young people with skills and wherewithal to deal with capital assets. Worse still, young people are not always willing to seek advice and guidance.

Thirdly parents do not know or are reluctant to use legal instruments which would ensure that such wanton waste of resources do not happen or is greatly reduced on their demise. One can establish a foundation to cater for their land. There are also a plethora of leans and encumbrances one can put on land.

Finally , Kenyans have lost their moral fibre. People take advantage of others and don’t even care how money is acquired. People no longer fear taboos or abominations of disposing ancestral land.
 
@Field Marshal,

From my perspective four main problems are coming to the fore:

For starters this place is on transition. In times of rapid changes without precedents, there are no rules to follow. No one knows what works or not and it’s all grappling in the dark.

Secondly, our education system does not adequately equip young people with skills and wherewithal to deal with capital assets. Worse still, young people are not always willing to seek advice and guidance.

Thirdly parents do not know or are reluctant to use legal instruments which would ensure that such wanton waste of resources do not happen or is greatly reduced on their demise. One can establish a foundation to cater for their land. There are also a plethora of leans and encumbrances one can put on land.

Finally , Kenyans have lost their moral fibre. People take advantage of others and don’t even care how money is acquired. People no longer fear taboos or abominations of disposing ancestral land.
Mamie that's Deep. Very insightful.

And am calling you mamie with reservations. Nimesoma hapa eti uko na bollingo saiz ya za ox..... but Idonbilivit....
 
Mamie that's Deep. Very insightful.

And am calling you mamie with reservations. Nimesoma hapa eti uko na bollingo saiz ya za ox..... but Idonbilivit....

@Field Marshal,
The good book advises that ‘blessed are those who believe without having seen”. It goes further to say “faith is the substance of things hoped for...”

What you have read is true. Really. One of these days nitakuosha mecho Daddy!
 
@Field Marshal,
The good book advises that ‘blessed are those who believe without having seen”. It goes further to say “faith is the substance of things hoped for...”

What you have read is true. Really. One of these days nitakuosha mecho Daddy!
Thank you Lord for these many blessings you rain me even in the deepest bowels of cyberspace - a lass with an ample behind and a good brain. Warm perky breasts and mint sweet breath.

I just pray Lord that's she not a singo matha with mile-long emotional and brat baggage.

And I pray you inject more power and haste to my old loins lest I fail my community and country when the call comes.

Tukutendereza.

Amen.
 
Thank you Lord for these many blessings you rain me even in the deepest bowels of cyberspace - a lass with an ample behind and a good brain. Warm perky breasts and mint sweet breath.

I just pray Lord that's she not a singo matha with mile-long emotional and brat baggage.

And I pray you inject more power and haste to my old loins lest I fail my community and country when the call comes.

Tukutendereza.

Amen.
@Field Marshal,
And all God’s People shouted Amen! Can I hear a good Amen in the House?

Yes Sir. Yours truly is just a heifer! Fresh from school and free from many entanglements. She hasn’t been spoken of yet. And not to sound like a second hand car dealer, My mileage compared to lasses of similar age, temperament, and size is low.
My Leaving Certificate from the mighty Bishop Gatimu Girls reads that “I am polite, outgoing and always ready to help when called upon”. Don’t you think that’s enough vindication of my character Daddy?
 
My pureblood heart is breaking.

My people - the Southern Gikuyu of Ndeiya - are committing economic and physical harakiri like moths drawn to a flame.

Last weekend, we buried a promising young man in his 30s. A graduate no less. He had drunk himself to death.

Across the land of the Southern Gikuyu, stretching all the way from Ruaka, Wangigi, Waithaka, Dagoretti, Gitaru, Kikuyu, Gikambura, Lussiggitti, Thigio, Mungetho, Kamangu, Muguga, Kamirithu and Limuru, the story is the same; young men are selling their inheritance to drink like crazied zombies for two or three brief years, and then die in penury like dogs.

The problem is particularly bad along the Gikambura-Kamangu-Thigio-Limuru salient, where the new Dagoretti Road (and a host of new developments like electricity, ample water, better amenities) has seen land prices jump by nearly 1000% in just a decade. A mzee in Kamangu recently made us laugh sadly, tears in our hearts, when he told us, over ribs and muratina, that he had over-heard one young man ask another; "Ni kii wahurika uu kai aciari matuire?" (Mbona umehurika namna hii kwani wazazi bado wako?". Implication? Kama wazazi bado wako pengine wamemkataza kuuza shamba ndiyo sababu amesota!

In that same Kamangu, the record stands that one young man was able to spend Sh1 million from a shamba sale in a flat 21 days. Just how he did it, in a nondescript market centre with no casinos, five-star establishments or high-end hoes, is beyond all of us. Now he works in a quarry breaking stones.

Another young man, Mwaura, built his newly-acquired mistress a house, started a chain of businesses (he was the first to sell chicken in Kamangu at an establishment called County Butchery) and bought fast cars, thanks to a Sh12 million windfall from selling his inherited land (we once drunk Sh16,800 of his at the 1st floor bar at Wainaina-Kidero's Kobil Petrol Station in Gikambura). Today he sells sukuma by the roadside, I hear. His former mistress runs matatus and can't be seen dead with him.

We of the Southern Gikuyu, the last of the Mountain of God purebloods, say that 'ruruu rutari njau rutingitherema". A herd without calves cannot last or flourish.

Our young are wasting their wealth of yore, and throwing their inheritance to the four winds. Our calves are dying.

As we, old men and women of our people stare at our sunsets, the only thing we can ask is that Ngai, Mwenenyaga, returns his forgiving gaze on our people, and restores our land, our youth and our women.

Turi a Mumbi!!!
All these are true statements, and very worrying
 
@Field Marshal,
And all God’s People shouted Amen! Can I hear a good Amen in the House?

Yes Sir. Yours truly is just a heifer! Fresh from school and free from many entanglements. She hasn’t been spoken of yet. And not to sound like a second hand car dealer, My mileage compared to lasses of similar age, temperament, and size is low.
My Leaving Certificate from the mighty Bishop Gatimu Girls reads that “I am polite, outgoing and always ready to help when called upon”. Don’t you think that’s enough vindication of my character Daddy?
Hallelujah! May the God (sic!) of Abraham and Moses be praised.

There's nothing to raise the spirit of an infirm old man like the sweet words of a young lass on heat.

Ferk that old mare @Aviator. Shetani ashindwe!
 
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