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Field Marshal

Field Marshal

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On a day like this 73 years ago I was born. The birds chirped, the angels sang and the stars shone bright in the clear night sky.

A handsome boy, a Pureblood of the great House of Mumbi with an appointment with destiny had been born in the warrior clan of the Ndeiyans.

He lives, he thrives, he conquers.
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Er, er, er, niweke?
 
Field Marshal said:
On a day like this 73 years ago I was born. The birds chirped, the angels sang and the stars shone bright in the clear night sky.

A handsome boy, a Pureblood of the great House of Mumbi with an appointment with destiny had been born in the warrior clan of the Ndeiyans.

He lives, he thrives, he conquers.
.
.
.
Er, er, er, niweke?
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Happy birthday Guka. The proud product of Ndeiya.
Ask a young one with dirty tiitties alete chai strungi.
Wachana kidogo na Whitecap leo.
 
Field Marshal said:
Asanteni sana. Just so that you know, you have joined Safaricom, Housing Finance, Shell, NCBA Loop, Branch, etc in sending me this useless wish.

Just why you and them can't send cold hard cash is beyond me...
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Wewe na Omosh should form a whatsapp group.

HBD Fiud mashoo, tafuta a calico from Ndeiya, indulge and drool whitekaps on her dirty titties, just for today we need you 365days later.
 
Field Marshal said:
On a day like this 73 years ago I was born. The birds chirped, the angels sang and the stars shone bright in the clear night sky.

A handsome boy, a Pureblood of the great House of Mumbi with an appointment with destiny had been born in the warrior clan of the Ndeiyans.

He lives, he thrives, he conquers.
.
.
.
Er, er, er, niweke?
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Happy Birthday you bigoted old warthog...basi, weka!
 
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