This is Guka - Stress Test in Progress. Wacha Nione Hizi Dentures Kama Zinaweza...

[Field Marshal]

Simba akikosa caviar analamba tobako....

No money, no WhiteKAP, no MSiM, just the FERKING hot sun mpaka hacienda inakaa Kalahari. What to do?

Wacha ni Putin hii miwa ya mchawi Mkisii Fulani huku Ndeiya Massive...

Thina nduturaga....

 

[Aviator]

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Unaweza squeeze hiyo miwa ukunywe juice ya miwa....but bonobo is just bonobo

 

[Field Marshal]

Unaweza squeeze hiyo miwa ukunywe juice ya miwa....but bonobo is just bonobo

Nisqueeze na nini Einstein? Ama nijenge factory hapa Ndeiya so when I am around I can get my single glass of sugarcane juice? Bro.....

 

[Mtumsafi]

Simba akikosa caviar analamba tobako....

No money, no WhiteKAP, no MSiM, just the FERKING hot sun mpaka hacienda inakaa Kalahari. What to do?

Wacha ni Putin hii miwa ya mchawi Mkisii Fulani huku Ndeiya Massive...

Thina nduturaga....View attachment 57225

NEMA ndeiya branch should hunt you down, juala is illegal in kenia

 

[Aviator]

Unaweza squeeze hiyo miwa ukunywe juice ya miwa....but bonobo is just bonobo

Kwani miwa hufanywa aje?

 

[Kasaman]

Simba akikosa caviar analamba tobako....

No money, no WhiteKAP, no MSiM, just the FERKING hot sun mpaka hacienda inakaa Kalahari. What to do?

Wacha ni Putin hii miwa ya mchawi Mkisii Fulani huku Ndeiya Massive...

Thina nduturaga....View attachment 57225

Si unasema utolewa joints

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

The lengths people go to associate themselves with greatness!

 

[bigDog]

You have taken good care of your teeth Chief. Keep on chewing Chief. Chew that stuff. Chew everything..

 

[Ngimanene na Muchere]

You have taken good care of your teeth Chief. Keep on chewing Chief. Chew that stuff. Chew everything..

Oh yes, he will get something to chew on soon

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Nisqueeze na nini Einstein? Ama nijenge factory hapa Ndeiya so when I am around I can get my single glass of sugarcane juice? Bro.....

Kwani huna hand sqweezer kwa nyumba, chewing fruits and for that matter sugarcane has been passed by time

 

[third man]

usijali ruto akiingia utatajirika

 

[Clemens]

NEMA ndeiya branch should hunt you down, juala is illegal in kenia

They're back everywhere, the geniuses who thought of the ban, should now think of the jobs lost, and the relocation of the juala factories from industrial area Nairobi to the neighboring Uganda.

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Kwani huna hand sqweezer kwa nyumba, chewing fruits and for that matter sugarcane has been passed by time

I see why @Field Marshal gets exasperated with you...let's not even talk of this "sqweezer" contraption that only you seems to have

 

[Field Marshal]

I see why @Field Marshal gets exasperated with you...let's not even talk of this "sqweezer" contraption that only you seems to have

Jamaa anasema chewing watermelons, bananas, mangoes, pawpaw's, avocados etc has been overtaken by time.

We live in parallel universes my bratha....

 

[It's Me Scumbag]

Jamaa anasema chewing watermelons, bananas, mangoes, pawpaw's, avocados etc has been overtaken by time.

We live in parallel universes my bratha....

Waiting for him to "sqweezer" promongorate

 

[The.Black.Templar]

Jamaa anasema chewing watermelons, bananas, mangoes, pawpaw's, avocados etc has been overtaken by time.

We live in parallel universes my bratha....

Inaitwa value addition

 

[bigDog]

Inaitwa value addition

It's value reduction! Chewing helps your teeth remain healthy. See the rink below.

Na uwache u middle crass mingi!

"Eat fruits and vegetables in their raw form whenever possible to increase the benefits you get out of your foods. Then, if you want to see what type of improvement it is making with your mouth"

Source:

https://www.lindaledentists.com/why-your-teeth-want-you-eating-fiber/

 

[The.Black.Templar]

It's value reduction! Chewing helps your teeth remain healthy. See the rink below.

Na uwache u middle crass mingi!

"Eat fruits and vegetables in their raw form whenever possible to increase the benefits you get out of your foods. Then, if you want to see what type of improvement it is making with your mouth"

Source:

https://www.lindaledentists.com/why-your-teeth-want-you-eating-fiber/

A machine sqeezes more juice than you would using your mouth, litre for litre you get more value.

If you want to keep your teeth healthy by chewing chew cassava, bite on an apple etc, lakini miwa since you will not be swallowing it, you get more value by squeezing the juice using a machine

 

[Aviator]

A machine sqeezes more juice than you would using your mouth, litre for litre you get more value

Is this factual? I doubt.